Pickles by Brian Crane for July 25, 2021

Roscoe couldn’t agree with you more Nelson.

oh, silver plate (s’il vous plaît)

Weird is good, where I come from. And when. Though there are limits… which I seldom manage to get past, try though I may…

Nelson and Roscoe are going to go wee wee.

Likely just those two. Mine weren’t that way

Mais oui, s’il vous plait. Merci ma ravissante beauté, l’amour de ma vie.

Let me know when one of ’em breaks into “In the village, the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight….”

another fight that could be settled with a Google search or a YouTube video

My old French/English dictionary says that oui is pronounced wee.

Wee wee, oui oui all the way home….

Yes oui si ja shi. Oui, we wee…..

Oooooh, (g)eeee. We have a wee problem! Quel dommage !

We are not amused!

Mercy!

Now I have to get up and go you know where!

Let’s see what The Kingsmen do with this one. (Louie, Louie). Oh no, me gotta go. :^)

Looks like Roscoe agrees with Nelson .

Their both wrong. It’s “ooo-eee” but only when you go wee-wee!! I’m certain Nelson knows that!

Earl appears to be speaking pig french.

Grampa is having a “good time” at Gramma’s expense. As long as Opal responds, Earl will keep going. If Opal stopped feeding into it, Earl would have nothing to keep him going.

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby, Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Lmao! Frick and Frack never disappoint!

Oh SHUDUP.

Just stick with the old standard: “E I E I O”

and the witchdoctor says, “Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Aah…”

oui,oui or wee, wee, I will lift a leg to either.

Just tell everyone they’re having a hog-calling contest.

Round the Panda House it’s ’’Dinner’s on the table!‘’ If I’m snoozin’ my super panda reflexes wake me right up. And I feel like a kid again, when I hear ‘’Wash up before you come to the table.’’

We don’t have arguments. When ever a controversy is brewing, I admit I’m wrong. So simple.

I heard of a high school play where the supposedly french maid said “oy, oy madam wossel.” And no one laughed!

Annnnnd… the Empire fell apart.

When I was younger I thought it was pronounced “oy.” Never quite understood the name of that magazine . . .

Who let the hogs in?

Merde.

Wee-wee? Don’t mind if I do! (yellow puddle ensues.),

Americans are bad but the Brits are even worse when it comes to murdering a foreign language. It is downright painful listening to an Englishman speaking French or Spanish.

The worst part is that while Americans are very self-conscious about their pronunciation ( or lack thereof ), their cousins across the pond arrogantly think that their command of a foreign language is superlative and better than even the native speakers.

In both cases, the majority of Brits and Americans just can’t understand why the rest of the world doesn’t just speak English!

Roscoe is in agreement.

Yes we are. Thank you very much

In Wilmette, IL, there is a street named “Ouilmette”.

And there you have your useless trivia for today.

I got some French for ya…… but you’re not gonna LIKE it…!!!

I had a friend who used to say “owie owie.”

Il semble qu’Earl ne comprend pas que les autres langues ont leurs propres règles de prononciation.

Moral of the story: don’t try to correct the pronounciation or spelling of a freind or rilative

The funny thing is I was in a part of France where it sounded more like way.

Keep arguing food will get cold and need to go to Wee Wee!

Uh-oo-ee. It’s Hawaiian.

Yes, yes we are.

As an American who speaks both, it is rather humorous to hear French in places like France, Louisiana and West Africa compared to my own Québécois dialect. Sometimes you do hear oui as OhUE.

I don’t know much French, but I do know Opal’s right

supper is getting cold!!!!!!

Actually, the “ooo” is there; it just isn’t emphasized.