Michael and Mr. D. have identical shirts, except for the size of course. Could they be father and son covertly?
Teacher wears the same shirt every day. He better wash it or he’ll smell like a fish.
The other day I ate half of a rising crust pizza. At my age I shouldn’t do that…but it sure was yum
I put ketchup on my ketchup…well, not really but it’s not a bad thought
Where does the bunny money come from?
That’s gotta be the most words I’ve seen in a Peanuts strip
tell that to Putin
I’ve never seen CB get anyone out. Therefore, an inning with him on the mound should theoretically be infinite in length. Or does the other team just get tired of batting after a while and want to play defense?
just load it down with butter…then put butter on the butter