Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 19, 2021

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    Nominated? Clear victor.

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    EasternWoods  almost 3 years ago

    Culling the herd ( immunity )

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    willispate  almost 3 years ago

    Dante’s Inferno, Party of 1, your table is ready.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    No worries. He will be put on the express elevator going all the way down.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    At this point, it’s likely to be all downhill, so why not?

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    You can bring beer to Heaven??? I’ll have to remember that.

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    in.amongst  almost 3 years ago

    Why not celebrate!?! Certainly looks like a person who can bear any number of crosses.

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    Farside99  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll bet God likes to have a pious hell-raiser around for a change. The others are kind of bland and boring.

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    strictures  almost 3 years ago

    I’m amazed that he has an unexploded stick of dynamite. Why didn’t it go off with the rest of them?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not gonna lie, I think I’d be pretty satisfied to die like that.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Let me guess: Billie Bob, and his last words were, “Hey Bubba! Hold ma beer an’ watch THIS!!”

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    Orcatime  almost 3 years ago

    Tell him to look for the red hat slide.

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    Nate England  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t worry, Wiley. You’re a shoo-in.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    ROFLOL

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    Jason Allen  almost 3 years ago

    He kind of reminds me of my now former boss. Good riddance.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 3 years ago

    He won’t get in as I assume Heaven has a dress code.

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    mikeyman  almost 3 years ago

    It’s how you live that counts.

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    Asharah  almost 3 years ago

    It’s heaven, lets party!

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    The Darwin Award is sadi to be awarded to the dumbest person on the list, but it’s usually granted posthumously.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 3 years ago

    Finally made it, eh?? That’ll teach him!!

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The red hat and Confederate Flag is a nice touch.

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I fear it is the lack of Civics classes that has created so many of these dolts.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I imagine many will win the award when Delta Variant does them in. But there is an upside in a way. They are now seeing brain damage in survivors. This guy and others like him will not display any symptoms as they hardly use their brains in any way.

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    Lawrence.S  almost 3 years ago

    Two words in the Hebrew scriptures are translated into English as wine. One is ‘barley wine’ (= beer – which has been around longer than wine) but early translators decided ‘beer’ was too vulgar a word and put both in as wine. Most modern translations continue the tradition.

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    My concern would be if the idiot took anyone with him on the way to his nomination.

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What? So Wiley is a racist showing that only white people go to heaven? BTW, are those using walkers from Gov. Covid Cuomo’s assisted living facilities?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Oy

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Yup, typical trumpbot.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 3 years ago

    Making fun of these morons is too easy.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 3 years ago

    Daredevil Alex Harvill Dies During Practice for World Record Dirt Bike Jump

    Already a record-holder for the world’s longest dirt-to-dirt bike jump, Harvill was just 28 years old.

    https://www.thedrive.com/news/41172/stunt-rider-alex-harvill-dies-during-practice-for-world-record-dirtbike-jump

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    GreenT267  almost 3 years ago

    No one has commented that today is the first federal Juneteenth holiday in the US (signed into law on Thursday, 17 June 2021, by President Biden). Also known as Jubilee Day, Black Independence Day, and Emancipation Day, it commemorates the end of slavery in the US and celebrates black culture. The date recognizes June 19, 1865 when some of the last slaves were freed in Galveston, Texas. Juneteenth has been celebrated in various parts of the country since 1866. I personally prefer calling it Jubilee Day because that name best captures the spirit and emotion involved.

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    phileaux  almost 3 years ago

    Most common last words“Hey, watch this!”

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    ira.crank  almost 3 years ago

    One less idiot throwing his beer cans & dynamite from his loud 4-wheel drive truck.

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    Nala the Great  almost 3 years ago

    It doesn’t say he won the award!

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    dwkiser28603  almost 3 years ago

    I believe the down stair steps are to your far right.

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  almost 3 years ago

    Another" Christian" who thinks he/she can do anything and still get in Heaven

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    So many are given posthumously.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    To truly deserve the Darwin Award it needs to be before you can reproduce. You don’t actually need to die if you at least render yourself sterile.

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    JenSolo02  almost 3 years ago

    I do like the joke… Now I ask a philosophical question: If there is a Heaven, but they let in racists, is Heaven a just place?

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    VickiP123  almost 3 years ago

    only to the gates Bilan – then the sign says ‘no outside food or drink (or guns)’

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    Nellie Rascal  almost 3 years ago

    In heaven you get Genesee Cream Ale in hell you get Budweiser

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    mwalex  almost 3 years ago

    That’s why they call it heaven.

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    locake  almost 3 years ago

    He’s not going to heaven. None of the magats are.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Works for me

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    Jace  almost 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, it looks a lot like the scene from Revelation 20:11-15.

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    txmystic  almost 3 years ago

    Why do disembodied sprits still require an IV drip?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 3 years ago

    A trope but not exactly Biblical.

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    bakana  almost 3 years ago

    All that, and he hadn’t even gotten around to lighting the fuse on the Dynamite.

    He must be so Disappointed.

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    calvinpruett4  almost 3 years ago

    You forgot to pen in his MAGA hat

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    awgarrett  almost 3 years ago

    Last words before a redneck dies?

    “Hold my beer and watch this!”

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