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  1. 11 days ago on Big Nate

    “Put down the phone and use both hands!” (Every kids baseball coach, ever.)

  2. 14 days ago on Ben

    These days, somebody’s Ring camera would catch her doing the act.

  3. about 2 months ago on Working Daze

    My most common issue was telling someone over the phone to, “Turn the computer off, and back on.” only to find out later they were simply turning the monitor off and on.

  4. 4 months ago on Ben

    Huh. Same age as me, but my five grandkids are the best. LOL.My wife, however, could NOT pull off the grass skirt ensemble.

  5. 5 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Note my avatar.

  6. 6 months ago on Ben

    A chunk of apple works well.

  7. 7 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’m shocked that nobody has mentioned the idea of a coffee-slinger thinking they should get a living wage for doing a task that most of us do ourselves.

  8. 9 months ago on Non Sequitur

    But only real ones…with bristles. Not those crappy electric types.

  9. 10 months ago on Big Nate

    The updated phrase is: "Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, become politicians.

  10. 10 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Three words that should instantly end any first date…“My pronouns are…”