Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 26, 2021

Phred would know.

Reminds me of the sign at the DMV, “If your picture looks like you it’s not yours.”

Is it mandatory to write names?

They’ll get your name wrong AND overcharge you.

Mine chances would be nil.

I told them my name was Q. They wrote “Cue”.

Give ’em any name you like as long as you get the order you wanted.

Bil wil soon find out.

Good luck, Ed.

Slime and nun.

I heard a comedian tell a story that I believe is just dumb enough to have actually happened. He has a friend who goes by the name JB Stewart. JB needed to get his drivers license renewed at the DMV. So, he wrote on the form, J (only), B (only) Stewart. It came back, Jonly Bonly Stewart.

BBG , For Bearded Bald Guy what else?

What are the chances I’d care?

Maybe these aren’t (all) misspellings. For instance:

Cofee could mean: you pay part, insurance pays another part.

Expreso might mean: it’s no longer (ex) before (pre) so = It’s not do, re, mi, or fa anymore

Late might mean that if they say it will be ready in 5 minutes, you might get it in 20 minutes.

It doesn’t matter how they spell it, as long as they pronounce it right.

They will always have his name Wright!

Only if your name is “Wright” will they spell it “Right”.

possible low, so it’ll be funny to see what it says.

All the spellings are missing 1 letter!

…and Rumpelstiltskin was his name!

change your name to Bingo

I never give my real name

I don’t know, Mr. Wright.

True story..Ingrid was spelled Angry.

Gee, Rubber — ahem! I mean Robert — I don’t know.

As long as you get your coffee, what does it matter?

What are the chances they’ll get your order right?

“Not so good Macchiato”

Must be one them knock-off coffee shops.

Not very good Joe.

NO chance Swirly.

I’ll take a cuppa Javvah

Just don’t spell it Late For Dinner.