The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 01, 2021

Well sure, but, that’s the sheriff’s gal.

Not that, but how could you drink anything other than Chianti with it?

I didn’t think he had the guts! Especially with all that such a date entrails!

in the background that restaurant plays organ music…

And for tomorrow’s lunch, they bring in an organ grinder.

And how did YOU find out? – I have an APP for that!

Gut humor!

You can read about it in the back of my book.

They teach appendatetomy in med school?

Kinda gross, actually….

if she cheats on him, she’ll cheat on you

Gee that appendix looks pretty healthy. Is he gonna put it back in? He wouldn’t have wanted to go taking mine out in public. Mine was horribly gangreenous.

The expression on the appendix’s face! :)

Worse case of enlarged appendix ever.

Still in the hospital gown, just post- surgery - he must be steamed

I suppose the appendix is drinking rot-gut whiskey.

That doctor is a player, last week he was taking out a gall bladder.

Is that appendix anatomically correct? If so, now who is going to keep an eye on things down there?

You’ll be sorry. It’s never done anything useful and it’s been such a pain for the last while.

I hope the doc’s not going to say he’s going to eat the patients liver…

Hey! We’re just friends.

Sorry, sir, you’ll have to wear a jacket and tie.

He’s very organized.

It seems a shame to have to carry those useless things around, sort of my ED.

She eventually left him to run off with a book editor.

Well, at least he bought it dinner first.

Why wouldn’t the doc take it out. The patient certainly didn’t want it.

Well that is disgusting, and yet comical.

If you aren’t sure what they are playing, grab the music book, and look it up in the appendix.

“My appendix and my best friend, who happens to be a surgeon!”