That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 18, 2021

Claude could hardly wait for his turn.

“Hey kid, save some for me!”

Claude was doing a quality control inspection on the product of his loins.

Ian suddenly understood where the term “jug of milk” came from.

clara wished that claude was as eager to help with the dishes and laundry…

I think Melcher’s original description is going to be hard to top for today’s painting.

Claude became such a terrible pest/ Clara thought it would be for the best/ to allow him to see/ what the real function be/ of a genuine female breast.

As a plumber, Jack was fascinated how Isabella’s faucets worked.

99, 100…. change over.

“See? I told you they were real.”

Claud likes to keep abreast of his child’s development.

Save some for the coffee.

Claude claims dibs on the right breast.

Yes, but what happened to his foot?

Not that guy again – the one who tries to give me a bottle and then steal my milk.

I don’t know why, but this painting puts me in mind of a child I saw many, many years ago on the old Art Linkletter “House Party” show. Art was asking the kids which parent the child resembled most, their mother or father. One giggling little boy piped up with, “I don’t look like my mommy or my daddy. I look like the milkman.” (Art later published a book called Kids Say The Darndest Things.)

CUTE top!

Honey, I’ve just gone over our household accounts, and I’m afraid you’ll have to keep feeding little Jacques until he’s 12…

Claude decides right then and there that his nickname for his boy would be JUGHEAD, regardless of how intelligent he might actually be.

Looks like the kid already drained the right one.

Ah, good ’ol whole milk!

Parents happiness: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jean-Eug%C3%A8ne_Buland_-_Bonheur_des_parents_(1903).jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/buland_eugene.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/b/buland/biograph.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/572 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Jean-Eugene.Buland 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Jean_Eugene_Buland/11091678/Jean_Eugene_Buland.aspx 

https://www.galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-1575-1576-buland-jean-eugene-the-artist-in-his-studio.htm 

http://www.thearttribune.com/Eugene-Buland-1852-1926.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to that pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/02/21?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included 3 of the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2621 (January 17, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“So that’s what they’re for! I had a different idea entirely!”

If breasts didn’t have nipples, there would be no point.

The avantage of breast feeding: it’s hygenic, it’s cheap & it comes in such cute containers.

No mention of the dirty-minded uncle that takes a quick portrait of the breast feeding?

My parents, only one generation removed from natural nurturing, could not believe that I could sustain all three of my sons through breast feeding alone. They are all over 6 foot now, and all went from breast to cup.

Alfonce was mad that his son got first suck. he was only man in her life for 9 years.

Well, if you are saying it is too early to teach him baseball; how about training him for eating contests?

Possibly a wet nurse.

What’s that under the chair? Washtub?

How about sloppy seconds?