Attention to detail counts. A man went to Miami for a sales convention. He wrote a postcard and mailed it to his wife. At the bottom, he wrote, “…wish you were here”. But he left the ‘e’ off of ‘here’.
About 30 years ago, we toured the FBI building in DC. At the end of the tour, a wall had pictures of the 10 most wanted men in the US to which a little boy asked," why didn’t you keep them after you took their picture!?"
In high school, that’s what I did if I got the bunt sign.
Several years ago a friend asked me if I wanted to still be married after the kitchen remodel. I said, “well duh, yeh!.” He said, memorize these words, “Whatever you want, honey!” I did just that. It cost me an extra $8000. He said, "small price to pay.’ Take this for what it’s worth.
Famous last words…“hey guys, watch this!”
Even if you win the rat race…you’re still a rat!
Ice skating in the summer??
I worked in the garbage locker during KP week in boot camp in San Diego many years ago. The leftover food (garbage) went to the Sherman Hog Ranch…still remember that!
I gotta be me because everybody else is taken.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without really realizing that it’s not the fish they’re after.