Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 16, 2020

But the other candidates would be happy to shove that guy’s mother down the stairs.

I don’t even want to be on tv, but I still want to shove my mother down some stairs.

But Pam, if they selected for people like that, they’d end up with mature adults who could face, and solve, problems almost before the next commercial. We can’t have those people on TV.

I finally get it.

Cliff shoved a dozen donuts in his mouth on reality tv to get this spot on the R.U. Sirius.

Are you serious…the Hollywood A-listers are a bunch of mother-shovers…?

Reality TV is just a new name for garbage in the idiot box.

Sounds more like television reality than reality television.

Gonna be YUUUUGE!

People, and especially the media are @ssh… well, you get the idea.

The status quo of our current entertainment

Remember when L.C.D. stood for liquid crystal display?

Got my very first slow-scan TV picture from the ISS last week. I was thrilled. I am grateful that only the best and brightest get to go. They make the program much more interesting and successful. Some politicians need to be sent into space, but not to the ISS…

It’ll be hosted by Donald Trump and his Space Force.

I can see why this show appeals to Cliff.

And that’s the vetting process that left us with the Big Orange Baby. It’s how HR works nowadays.

Maybe build a second (larger) ISS, let all of them go and the winners get a trip back home? Or maybe, as in the Hitchhiker’s Guide series, we build a large ship and they can all “win” a free tour of the universe?

Is “dating” involved?

Well, if it weeds out the psychos.

Only some?

The Apprentice.

Calling Richard Widmark!

Isn’t that what reality TV is all about? It was certainly the only venue where Donald Trump could pass himself off as a businessman.

The next panel is Pam becoming Irritable Belle when Cliff tells her “Yes, and the qualifications for all women contestants involve looking hotter than you.”

that count as a flight, of stairs….

This almost isn’t funny because it’s so close to the truth, but it is funny.