He must have a really great school system. Just 17 days ago the kid who wrote down on a quiz that 6+5=6, now knows the definition of linear thought and discordant images!
I think this explains a lot of things. Being spoon-fed entertainment or news eliminates the need to use your brain.
I enjoy movies, and to a certain extent, some TV shows but I’d rather read books. You have to “put yourself into” a book to enjoy it. Reading requires that you translate the squiggles into words and the words into pictures and the words and pictures into concepts and to fit it all into a larger framework. It takes a brain to do this.
Like any other part of the body, the brain needs exercise or it will get flabby.
now we – have reduced this god to a cell phone screen and carry it around in our hands and pockets so that we can constantly be in touch with IT if we so desire – of which I do not
Frank Zappa was right when he sang about the slime from the video. What’s worse is that it has now spread to include our phones so it isn’t tied to the TV anymore.
Back then great programing for children, today’s time shows halted not very child friendly, for me TV most days off, I been doing a lot of reading yes on paperbacks. Finished a 4 book series husband is reading, I will donate as they are Christian books based on 1770 to 1778 to our church library. Book reading now is on a race car driver narrated by his dog. Been interesting, and then my other books. No politics and no commercials.
So many of us are slaves to the almighty screen…be it the TV, or phone, or tablet, or PC, or the big screen….time to pick up a good book…and not an e-book
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Kid, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
codycab over 3 years ago
Don’t expect it to last long, Calvin.
Robert4170 over 3 years ago
Watterson really hates popular culture.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
He must have a really great school system. Just 17 days ago the kid who wrote down on a quiz that 6+5=6, now knows the definition of linear thought and discordant images!
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Linear thought is over-rated.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pretty well said for someone with no capacity for linear thought.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Always there ready to oblige – and pollute your brain.
Scorpio Premium Member over 3 years ago
FOX news?
DaveG1960 over 3 years ago
The idiots lantern…..a little Dr. Who reference there….
jamessveta over 3 years ago
Turn it off kid before it’s too late!
Red33410 over 3 years ago
An anagram of “linear thought impossible” is “pitiable, ghoulish monster.”
jagedlo over 3 years ago
“And as a sacrifice to you, I give you my brain to rot away as you see fit!”
gokar RLV over 3 years ago
Where is Calvin & Hobbes streaming?…feel the need to binge. Haha.
Acworthless over 3 years ago
Today that would be a video game console or tablet/cell phone instead of a TV with rabbit ears.
M2MM over 3 years ago
There’s another one of these strips where he leaves an offering of tapioca pudding in front of the TV. Very apropos. :D
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ahhhh, the fun a dad can have with a remote control….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3Rg0N1BWo
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
There you go, Calvin. There you go.
dflak over 3 years ago
I think this explains a lot of things. Being spoon-fed entertainment or news eliminates the need to use your brain.
I enjoy movies, and to a certain extent, some TV shows but I’d rather read books. You have to “put yourself into” a book to enjoy it. Reading requires that you translate the squiggles into words and the words into pictures and the words and pictures into concepts and to fit it all into a larger framework. It takes a brain to do this.
Like any other part of the body, the brain needs exercise or it will get flabby.
ForrestOverin over 3 years ago
Kids say the darnedest things…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yeah, I get it. I remember the days when TV seemed wonderful and over whelming. Now it just takes to long to get to the point and move on.
sonnygreen over 3 years ago
And so begins the culture of child morbid obesity.
tauyen over 3 years ago
skip the TV – just go to a trump rally
eromlig over 3 years ago
And the people bowed and prayed / To the neon god they made…
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
All you gotta do is ask real nice, kid… :D
briangj2 over 3 years ago
In another strip, Calvin can almost feel his neurotransmitters shutting down.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I’m not addicted to TV. I can turn it off any time I like. I just choose not to.
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
What would that idiot do if the television broke down?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Sadly, the TV Deity has given way to it’s evil Satanic Great Grandson, the cellphone…….
JudyHendrickson over 3 years ago
Never realized how old this comic strip was!!! Those TVs are obsolete!!!!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
now we – have reduced this god to a cell phone screen and carry it around in our hands and pockets so that we can constantly be in touch with IT if we so desire – of which I do not
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Great comments here today – I’m not worthy to even attempt to match! Kudos!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Great comments here today (except for a couple of political trolls) – Kudos!
countoftowergrove over 3 years ago
Calvin in reruns remains relevant.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
Frank Zappa was right when he sang about the slime from the video. What’s worse is that it has now spread to include our phones so it isn’t tied to the TV anymore.
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Back then great programing for children, today’s time shows halted not very child friendly, for me TV most days off, I been doing a lot of reading yes on paperbacks. Finished a 4 book series husband is reading, I will donate as they are Christian books based on 1770 to 1778 to our church library. Book reading now is on a race car driver narrated by his dog. Been interesting, and then my other books. No politics and no commercials.
ex window inspector over 3 years ago
So many of us are slaves to the almighty screen…be it the TV, or phone, or tablet, or PC, or the big screen….time to pick up a good book…and not an e-book
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
These days, kids on their smartphones.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Nowadays, it is also YouTube
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
What the heck?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
I thought I would post something about Watterson versus the media, but how about this: Calvin is one STRANGE kid.
liberalnlovinit over 3 years ago
2020 Update: Replace TV with Twitter feeds.
Jesquire over 3 years ago
Imagine if Waterson had kept writing into the Internet Age.
HenryStryker over 3 years ago
one of my favorite Calvin cartoons!
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
This six year old is no amateur in praising the idiot box. I wonder what he would do if smartphones are around.
Good ol´ Charlie Brown over 3 years ago
he must LOVE tv
GreggW Premium Member over 3 years ago
Neil Postman would have appreciated that one.