That’s what chlorine is for!
“Go barf up a fur ball for me, will ya?”
Tell Nelson that’s how you lost you hair, Earl! Getting hit on the head with that spoon! Why, you were the only bald 4th grader in the entire school!
Difficult to imagine that a pirate Xmas would be anything too exciting.
Nate must really be looking forward to Xmas, because the weather in December will be WORSE…
Now THERE’s a colossal embarrassment— “Yeah, I got stuck on my roof, and my step-mom called the fire department…”
With THOSE eyebrows, Crunchy never has to look ANYbody in the eye.
Funny how “exciting” and “inconvenient” so often go together.
“My aunts are pragmatic enough to appreciate the benefits of this arrangement. It also helps ensure they keep the thermostat lower.”