In Columbia you can buy a Dr. Barbie Millicent Roberts doll, dressed in her white coat, accessorized with exclusive cardboard hospital bed, easily reconfigurable as a coffin. (Continuing her lifelong preference for convertibles.)
Some Colombian marketing genius must have seen this pandemic coming. During the pandemic of 1348, they would send carts out every morning to collect the dead, hollering “Bring out your dead!” at the houses.
Makes you wonder about the mortality rates of the hospital. I think they should have developed a body bag, since cardboard is not strong enough to drag with a body.
Amazon is putting cutout markings on its larger cartons now so kids can turn them into playhouses and such. Maybe they can use the larger ones for coffins too.
Leroy almost 4 years ago
… An international council of archaeologists has since decided to name these tools “rocks.”
jasonsnakelover almost 4 years ago
One time I saw 101 Barbie dolls sold in a minute.
One time I saw a cardboard hospital bed that tripled as a coffin.
A golden retriever traveled 60 miles and crossed a river to return to her home which her and her family moved out of two years ago.
Take care and may God bless.
pearlsbs almost 4 years ago
It seems that Colombian hospitals are not very optimistic about the outcome of their patients.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
what an accomplishment for Mattel’s favorite doll
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
In Columbia you can buy a Dr. Barbie Millicent Roberts doll, dressed in her white coat, accessorized with exclusive cardboard hospital bed, easily reconfigurable as a coffin. (Continuing her lifelong preference for convertibles.)
Optional accessories: bone marrow extractors.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They are going to need a lot of those Columbian bedcoffins in Florida and Texas. Soon.
charliefarmrhere almost 4 years ago
I think I just read that Barbie dolls like nearly everything now, are being made in China.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
that would be 144,000 barbies every day, or 52,560,000 /yr.
J Short almost 4 years ago
Bone Crackers in reference when you crack your own finger while hammering.
dv1093 almost 4 years ago
Some Colombian marketing genius must have seen this pandemic coming. During the pandemic of 1348, they would send carts out every morning to collect the dead, hollering “Bring out your dead!” at the houses.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 4 years ago
And thus The Bone Cracker Suite.
Take care and gesundheit.
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
…..or they could be skull crackers used to get revenge! ;o}
sdjamieson Premium Member almost 4 years ago
100 every minute! How do they coordinate such a schedule?
TMR almost 4 years ago
So, if you are in a Columbian hospital and they start to put the sides up on your bed…be afraid, be very afraid!!!
poppacapsmokeblower almost 4 years ago
So in Columbia, always make sure your hospital bed isn’t already “occupied.”
The Pro from Dover almost 4 years ago
Yummy! Bone crackers and peanut butter. More please Mummy?
flashdrive1988 almost 4 years ago
Makes you wonder about the mortality rates of the hospital. I think they should have developed a body bag, since cardboard is not strong enough to drag with a body.
craigwestlake almost 4 years ago
The home versions will be for sale in the U.S. soon…
javogadro#1 almost 4 years ago
Amazon is putting cutout markings on its larger cartons now so kids can turn them into playhouses and such. Maybe they can use the larger ones for coffins too.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
But why stop there. Bookcase doubles as coffin
https://www.good.is/articles/just-what-you-need-for-halloween-a-bookshelf-that-doubles-as-a-coffin
pbr50138 almost 4 years ago
I’m not buying the Barbie doll post. And neither are their 100 customers.