I can think of a ferret neighbour that Satchel could invite over that might help solve Rob’s problem.
Umm, I am guessing from your comment, you don’t have a good idea of who Sir Elton John is, or have seen pictures of him in concert and the multiple costumes (including sunglasses) that he wears. Let’s just say that when he buys a particular pair of sunglasses, he probably buys a hundred or more, just in case. Multiple that buy hundreds of different styles, many of them also probably custom-made, and the number doesn’t seem so outlandish anymore. I would also guess that since these are part of his costumes, not to mention part of his persona, he probably claims the expenses on his taxes, meaning he would have a very easy way of tracking how many he has bought over the years, except for maybe in the early years of his career. Just sayin’. :-)
I heard he was given a choice between stinging nettles and kale.
It’s called carbon dioxide, the gas that creates the bubbles in soft drinks and the gas everyone releases each time they exhale. Also, the gas that is found in many types of fire extinguishers. But no, you can not put out a fire by breathing on it, although pouring soft drinks on it might help, but not because of the carbon dioxide in it. :-) Life is so confusing. LOL
That explains her stockpile of “Wheaties”.
Didn’t need to. I’ve seen my toes every day for over sixty years. If I don’t know what they look like by now, it’s no use checking.
It’s about a block away from the stake house.
Yes, definitely a “Freudian slip”. Why don’t you sit down with a nice cigar and think about that. :-)
Actually, I find it extremely hilarious! Especially the look on Satchel’s face. Classic!
I read once that because of people’s fears of black cats, which goes waaaay back, it is now extremely difficult to find a true, all-black cat. Back when superstitions ran much more rampant than today, people would go out of their way to kill them, so the gene responsible for the all black fur wasn’t being passed along as readily.