Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 22, 2020

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    parforden  almost 4 years ago

    Just like a miracle!

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t even need a saw

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    Just don’t dump the parts in Lake Michigan. Apparently the water is too cold for anything to rot or rust out. That would leave too much evidence to be convicted by.

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    Dtroutma  almost 4 years ago

    Only got the “Abra” out.

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    wallylm  almost 4 years ago

    Ha!, looks like the accomplice knew the secret to this trick when he said make “them” disappear (having fun when disposing more than one enemy?)

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s easy… just a little push, with the help of my assistant.

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    Throw him in and then do your levitation trick.

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    suv2000  almost 4 years ago

    You need a tree chipper for that

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 4 years ago

    Cement shrinks as it dries. By the time, it’s completely set around his waist and heart, he might not be wiggling his feet so enthusiastically.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    “Roll out the barrel; we’ll have a barrel of….” Hmmmm. Not so much.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 4 years ago

    “Knuckles” Jones, the Magnificent! Tickets available now!

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    Carolyn Saunders  almost 4 years ago

    This one made me laugh out loud – good for Monday morning

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 4 years ago

    Not awfully funny, Wiley.

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    dot-the-I  almost 4 years ago

    Il Capo dei capi takes “belt matches shoes” very seriously.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  almost 4 years ago

    Okay, I get that there are 2 victims and 2 tubs, and Mobster#2 put one of them with his head out and his feet curled up underneath himself, but it sure doesn’t look like there was room for the 2nd victim’s body to be squeezed in with just his legs hanging out. Bah. Comic strip physics sux!

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    hariseldon59  almost 4 years ago

    Abra-cadaver.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Some people seem to think it is there job to mess up a magical moment. In this case it appears that A fool at his tummy is soon parted.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey, one trick at a time, ok?

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    wirepunchr  almost 4 years ago

    Double your pleasure, double your fun! (Now I will have the chewing gum jingle running through my head all day.)

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    Kabana_Bhoy  almost 4 years ago

    Well, we know it’s NOT Fredo.

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    bbenoit  almost 4 years ago

    This was the pet peeve of one of my first boss’. “It is not a cement floor, cement is an ingredient in concrete”. He also said “It does not dry, it cures” and, “We do not pour a concrete floor, we place it”. Brutally hard work, paid well though.

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    grgt  almost 4 years ago

    The hydraulic formulation of concrete expands as it cures which would be the problem inside the tub. The more common concrete does shrink some but I would suggest the heat generated as it cures could be more of a problem.

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    Making concrete is very energy intensive. It would be more environmentally sound if he only put the feet in concrete.

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    Mafia mobster, moonlighting as a magician, makes a major mistake in making mark dematerialize…

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    mwksix  almost 4 years ago

    “What’s that behind your ear, a contract!?”

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    Herb L 1954  almost 4 years ago

    A.G. Barr,working his magic ;(

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    tygrkhat40  almost 4 years ago

    Ta da!

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    They were just trying to deal with the victim’s split personality.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 4 years ago

    Fish are of two minds about the Mafia: they appreciate the free food, but hate the inconvenient packaging!

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Watch me pull a rabbit gun out of my hat.

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    Wiley creator almost 4 years ago

    These two consecutive posts in the comments section today sums up the life of a cartoonist perfectly…

    Carolyn Saunders This one made me laugh out loud – good for Monday morning

    keenanthelibrarian Not awfully funny, Wiley.

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    comixbomix  almost 4 years ago

    Moses – Second Career

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    Triker2011  almost 4 years ago

    Mr Creator Sir,( A.K.A.-Wiley), I have been reading your Non Sequitur since….OMG! Forever. And not once have you ever failed to put a grin on my mug. Might have been a groan or two thrown in from time to time, but always a smile! Thank you for keeping me entertained for a LOT of years!

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    Nuclear Nemesis  almost 4 years ago

    See today’s “Straight Dope” column for a discussion on concrete shoes. https://www.straightdope.com

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    Billy Yank  almost 4 years ago

    Now the Italians and Sicilians will be mad at Wiley.

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    car2ner  almost 4 years ago

    some of you can get into a snit. but honestly, that mobster’s mustache is funny.

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    Kali  almost 4 years ago

    Look on the bright side! Now, you can hide them in smaller chunks….

    /s

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