Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 28, 2020

Meetin’ Mr. Potato Head

AKA – Mashley Madison.

But how many are the same potato with different parts installed? We many never know.

I don’t see any curly potato.

Looking for your spudmate?

Strange..we never see any with a half-inch of sprouts growing out!!

he goes there when the chips are down…

Imagine if you picked up a potato and it had eyes like the spudettes on the screen!

One these days where the comments are even funnier than the comic!

Spud-dater.

Twoo ’tater…

Post a video, you can be a U-Tuber.

It was not until my teen years that I realized that mashed potatoes are NOT a mandatory part of every dinner. My mom served them every night.

He’ll root through the list ’til he finds one that a-peels.

“Where’s the beef?”

He’d better use protection or he may risk fathering a tater tot.

I wonder if he would go to a mash-up party.

Now I’m hungry, thanks a lot!

He’s looking for a nice sweet potato he can take home to meet his yama.

Or, “How to get a ‘head’ in the dating game.”

Their gay dating service is “Twigs n Berries”

He’s a playa playing Hot Potato…

Some of those pics are pretty raw.

“I Only Have Eyes For You”

They seem appealing.

It took me an abysmally long time (about 20 seconds -i could have washed my hands in the time it took) to catch the pun in the dating app’s name. I spent several seconds trying to figure out what dating site (that this old lady had never heard of) was being spoofed before I saw the real pun.

Mr. Potato head can double date, he has bro

I can’t tell if the one using the computer is male of female. The one in the middle on the bottom could be male.

You can tell he’s the kind that’s surfing for Tater Tots the minute no one is watching.

Where’s the beef?