The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 06, 2019

Quick, pour some hot water on her tongue!!

Frageely! Must be from Munchkin Country!

She must have breathed in too many poppies…poppies…poppies….

Wouldn’t that be “double cat”?

That was cold, man.

Gonna be a lot easier to take where it’s warm than a pump handle!

“It takes a lickin’ and keeps on stickin’.”

scene from dorothy does oz that won it the X rating…

Personally I would have waited until I was triple dog dared.

This is a memory that will stick with Dorothy.

On TV tonight.

Looks like she’s back in Kansas.

Oh Dorothy! You’re such a twit!

Ohhhhh, so it’s Dorothy’s leg they modeled that lamp after!

Should’ve oiled the arm first.

Disturbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUDjhyrjDes

We knew he had a cold, cold, heart, or lack of same!

Dorothy is now thinking “If I only had a brain”!

Glinda appeared and gave her a tongue lashing.

Shouldn’t there be poppies on the ground for this scene?

The Tin Man says to Dorothy: “Er, Dorothy? You do know I’m gay, right?”.

And in the process you offended Toto.

Whewhe uff doo tee duh wuzudh.

10-W 30 mouthwash ;)

Quick! Get Miss Shields!

This would have been funnier if it was the triple-dog-dare for the Christmas Story reference.

i want to see the versions of this strip that didn’t get past the censors.

“A Christmas Story” gone wrong.

It’s better than, “You’ll shoot your eye out!” in Oz!

I didn’t think the Scarecrow ever felt cold. Anyway, he certainly prefers it to the opposite.

What, no TRIPLE dog dare?

What about the lion?