That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 18, 2019

The only question Frank had was, "who was going to occupy it first — him or the missus?

“Nice vase you have here. It would be a shame if something bad were to happen to it. If you get my drift.”

“Ah, now that I’ve scrubbed grandma out of here, this will fetch a pretty penny on eBay.” (He was deft with Delft.)

It was a nice pot. It would fit nicely in his chamber.

“Made in China? Oh, of course, the antiques dealer said it was a Ming vase so that makes sense.”

gregory thought to himself, how the fork could anyone screw up the dallas cowboys logo…?

“Finally, something to hold that damn door open….”

His urn habit cost him everything he earned

The box says “FRAGILE”…….must be made in Italy.

“My precious!”

Now - that is priceless.

“Wait, is that a scratch?”

-$5 for a vase isn’t bad. But as a vahse is worth a small fortune.

“‘Vase or vahz’.. I don’t really have to decide.. it’ll just come out naturally.. a-HEM: ‘vase’ it is.”

“I have it at last!” cried he./ “As perfect as perfect can be !/ T’will stand by my bed/ and I’ll no longer dread/ those eight times each night I must pee !”

Oi Fe!

Something to send to that Bucket (pronounced Bue-KAY) woman; the Royal Dalton with blue periwinkle pattern.

Is this a Greek Urn, and if so, how much?

He KNOWS there’s candy inside!

And I got it overnite with Amazon Prime!

A Bit of Blue: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?id=133302 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/marks_henry_stacy.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2272 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/31709967/henry-stacy-marks 

http://www.maasgallery.co.uk/component/joomgallery/british-pictures-2013/57-henry-stacy-marks-ra-1825-1898-837 

http://web.archive.org/web/20180723091311/http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/speel/paint/hsmarks.htm 

http://www.victorianweb.org/art/illustration/marks/bio.html 

http://www.avictorian.com/Marks_Henry_Stacy.html 

https://books.google.com/books?id=uHM-AQAAMAAJ&pg=PA237#v=onepage&q&f=false 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (born in 1829, not 1825), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here (4 times total, including a different caption repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/09/09?comments=visible 

has the prior (the repeat, my comment there included the same artist info URLs, plus one since removed because it now requires the reader to register at its website).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2310 (October 17, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“So here’s where Benny’s ashes are kept. Well, a Benny saved, is a Benny urned…”

Nice detail on the tablecloth. What’s that thing lying there? It looks like either a kitchen utensil or a BBQ lighter.

Finally, finally! He had the last piece of complete the collection. Now, if only he could remember why he was collecting them.

“Exquisite! A vintage 1987 K-Mart vase!”

((Three BC Ming dynasty vase?!?! My arse!))

Boo! :D

with the screw driver that he is going to kill her with, hennery is getting her a new vase for her to live in.

“I wonder if this ginseng tea really helps with ED. I gotta hot date with Helga tonight.”