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“An emotional support elephant? I ain’t falling for that!”
The world is full of wussies. Just give them a pacifier and a teddy bear.
Lack of exercise is why everyone is so fat.
Henry tried very hard to start a men’s quilting bee.
Next, Hillary will be blaming coconuts for her loss.
“You’re a level four what?”
Hitler was a vegetarian, too. His flatulence was legendary.
“Hey, REV! Pull my finger!”
Maybe Tiff and Les will go 50-50 on a hitman.