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“My brother went on a two-week cruise around the Mediterranean…but all I got was this cheap souvenir statue.
When grandma wandered off…she did it big time!
My older brother was a lot worse. He tried to kill me on more that one occasion. That is why he will be incarcerated for the rest of his life.
I joined a procrastinator’s club. Someday, we’ll get around to planning a meeting.
Soon to be DEAD tired.
Beer and more beer.
The Garfield phones can join those rubber ducks that have been washing ashore around the world.
I think Peter is in a coma.
Throw him out of the window.