Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Nothing for Pig, not even cheese?

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    Will the news be better tasted accompanied by a drink and a snack?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Turn the TV off and go outside , or read a book .

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    ale313  almost 5 years ago

    Our hopes for Netflix to provide free popcorn and ice cream are being killed

    I am sad because of this

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    SonicFan91  almost 5 years ago

    That is a very expensive TV if it can do THAT

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Cable’s new strategy for customers to overlook their new quarterly rate increases: get them intoxicated, then get the customer to consent to the new rates through the voice command remote.

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    kaffekup   almost 5 years ago

    Xanax would work better.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t remember what was on the news last night, because I drank too much.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hand me a Martini too. The news today leaves me shaken, but not stirred.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Just switch off the TV after he hands you the free drink.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 5 years ago

    The cable news may be improved, but that box TV is decades old. Of course, I’ve never had a new one hand me a drink…

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    For what cable costs you should get Pizza and Beer once a week ! ……… Croc Power !

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    everett_r0  almost 5 years ago

    If it were only so…..

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    mail2jbl  almost 5 years ago

    I’d say that cable news, regardless of what network it is and what your political beliefs are, are more likely to piss you off than depress you.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I watch local news in the morning and that’s it. I sleep better now.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ll drink to today’s cartoon!…Heck, after the workweek is over I’ll drink to almost anything!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    RAT pays the cable bill……

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    Now that’s a really smart TV. Where do I find one?

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    bbbmorrell  almost 5 years ago

    The drink without the news is even better. Drunken ignorance.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    I thought Rat drank beer.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    We received the forecasted scratch-and-sniff, now where is the smell-O-vision?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    The nightly news. It’s my favorite drinking game.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Knowing that all the Real Housewives shows, Kardashians, Bachelor/Bachelorette, Survivor, Big Brother will never ever go away really depresses me……

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    robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Fox pours watered gin made in China. Be very wary!

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    Bookworm  almost 5 years ago

    Make it a double, thank you.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    A new advance in product placement!

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    AnthonyThomas  almost 5 years ago

    r.i.p pig

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 5 years ago

    Make mine a Root Beer!

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    xXAndezXx  almost 5 years ago

    #WelcomeToTheNewWorld

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    ░▒▓█►~CʜᴇᴇᴢDᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ51~◄█▓▒░  almost 5 years ago

    Pig… I… I don’t know what to say. LOL!

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    codedaddy  almost 5 years ago

    So the ancient TV console has a purpose.

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    Obi-Haiv  almost 5 years ago

    It’s going to take more than one…

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a tiny little drone garaged there…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    That’s why they always have drug ads during the news.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    The next great thing in TVs—auto-bars included! I like it!

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    oakie817  almost 5 years ago

    most excellent

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