Nothing for Pig, not even cheese?
Will the news be better tasted accompanied by a drink and a snack?
Turn the TV off and go outside , or read a book .
Our hopes for Netflix to provide free popcorn and ice cream are being killed
I am sad because of this
That is a very expensive TV if it can do THAT
Cable’s new strategy for customers to overlook their new quarterly rate increases: get them intoxicated, then get the customer to consent to the new rates through the voice command remote.
Xanax would work better.
I can’t remember what was on the news last night, because I drank too much.
Hand me a Martini too. The news today leaves me shaken, but not stirred.
Just switch off the TV after he hands you the free drink.
The cable news may be improved, but that box TV is decades old. Of course, I’ve never had a new one hand me a drink…
For what cable costs you should get Pizza and Beer once a week ! ……… Croc Power !
If it were only so…..
I’d say that cable news, regardless of what network it is and what your political beliefs are, are more likely to piss you off than depress you.
I watch local news in the morning and that’s it. I sleep better now.
I’ll drink to today’s cartoon!…Heck, after the workweek is over I’ll drink to almost anything!
RAT pays the cable bill……
Now that’s a really smart TV. Where do I find one?
The drink without the news is even better. Drunken ignorance.
I thought Rat drank beer.
We received the forecasted scratch-and-sniff, now where is the smell-O-vision?
The nightly news. It’s my favorite drinking game.
Knowing that all the Real Housewives shows, Kardashians, Bachelor/Bachelorette, Survivor, Big Brother will never ever go away really depresses me……
Fox pours watered gin made in China. Be very wary!
Make it a double, thank you.
A new advance in product placement!
r.i.p pig
Make mine a Root Beer!
#WelcomeToTheNewWorld
Pig… I… I don’t know what to say. LOL!
So the ancient TV console has a purpose.
It’s going to take more than one…
There’s a tiny little drone garaged there…
That’s why they always have drug ads during the news.
The next great thing in TVs—auto-bars included! I like it!
most excellent
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Nothing for Pig, not even cheese?
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Will the news be better tasted accompanied by a drink and a snack?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Turn the TV off and go outside , or read a book .
ale313 almost 5 years ago
Our hopes for Netflix to provide free popcorn and ice cream are being killed
I am sad because of this
SonicFan91 almost 5 years ago
That is a very expensive TV if it can do THAT
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
Cable’s new strategy for customers to overlook their new quarterly rate increases: get them intoxicated, then get the customer to consent to the new rates through the voice command remote.
kaffekup almost 5 years ago
Xanax would work better.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
I can’t remember what was on the news last night, because I drank too much.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hand me a Martini too. The news today leaves me shaken, but not stirred.
Gent almost 5 years ago
Just switch off the TV after he hands you the free drink.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 5 years ago
The cable news may be improved, but that box TV is decades old. Of course, I’ve never had a new one hand me a drink…
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
For what cable costs you should get Pizza and Beer once a week ! ……… Croc Power !
everett_r0 almost 5 years ago
If it were only so…..
mail2jbl almost 5 years ago
I’d say that cable news, regardless of what network it is and what your political beliefs are, are more likely to piss you off than depress you.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I watch local news in the morning and that’s it. I sleep better now.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’ll drink to today’s cartoon!…Heck, after the workweek is over I’ll drink to almost anything!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
RAT pays the cable bill……
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Now that’s a really smart TV. Where do I find one?
bbbmorrell almost 5 years ago
The drink without the news is even better. Drunken ignorance.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
I thought Rat drank beer.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
We received the forecasted scratch-and-sniff, now where is the smell-O-vision?
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
The nightly news. It’s my favorite drinking game.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Knowing that all the Real Housewives shows, Kardashians, Bachelor/Bachelorette, Survivor, Big Brother will never ever go away really depresses me……
robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fox pours watered gin made in China. Be very wary!
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
Make it a double, thank you.
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
A new advance in product placement!
AnthonyThomas almost 5 years ago
r.i.p pig
Cornelius Noodleman almost 5 years ago
Make mine a Root Beer!
xXAndezXx almost 5 years ago
#WelcomeToTheNewWorld
░▒▓█►~CʜᴇᴇᴢDᴏᴏᴅʟᴇ51~◄█▓▒░ almost 5 years ago
Pig… I… I don’t know what to say. LOL!
codedaddy almost 5 years ago
So the ancient TV console has a purpose.
Obi-Haiv almost 5 years ago
It’s going to take more than one…
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
There’s a tiny little drone garaged there…
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
That’s why they always have drug ads during the news.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
The next great thing in TVs—auto-bars included! I like it!
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
most excellent