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To all I have wronged, I accept blame and ask forgiveness. To all and each that brought me joy and happiness, much thanks for the relief.

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 hours ago on Lalo Alcaraz

    Has Time ever used an editorial cartoon on the cover of Person of the Year.The one would get my vote.

  2. about 2 hours ago on Jeff Stahler

    Who has a pen knife and remembers the closing scene of “Inglourious Basterds?”

  3. about 3 hours ago on Phil Hands

    You seem better equipped and more prepared than those primarily tasked with the responsibility.

  4. about 3 hours ago on Rob Rogers

    “I feared for my safety” means as a youth is running away “If he’s brown, gun him down.”

  5. about 18 hours ago on Mike Luckovich

    She wants a separation until that man leaves office.

  6. about 18 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Did I tell you about when my sister blind dated Stephen Miller?

  7. about 18 hours ago on Michael Andrew

    I am a simple woman from Slovenia. All I ever wanted to do was marry a man wealthy enough to buy me the occasional Fendi B Bag and achieve startling cheekbones through the ability to suck my cheeks in so much that my mouth would form a black hole, channel the earth into an alternate universe, leave him there, exhale, and get all of us back here. You see, I really do care. Don’t you?

  8. 1 day ago on Jack Ohman

    Mister, you scare me. They say you sleep in a cave, sleep upside down hanging by you toes, and make guano.

  9. 1 day ago on Tom Toles

    I’m surprised he didn’t grab a fresh one out of the neonatal unit: Stephen Miller told him he could get some real yardage will a premmie.

  10. 1 day ago on Two Party Opera

    You lose.