Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 2019

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    kakaako.fixtures  almost 5 years ago

    Please keep your politics to yourself, there are legal issues surrounding the redactions.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pete don’t need ‘em. He’s got the video.

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    sirbadger  almost 5 years ago

    Does Alzheimer’s redact your mental autobiography?

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    in.amongst  almost 5 years ago

    uh-huh, nopes. You don’t give redacted copies to the judge.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    “Don’t hand those to me. SATAN handles government issues and documents. I’ll have to send you down to our SUB-department for admission….”

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    somebodyshort  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like Barr did ignore the subpoena and paid the price. A pardon’s not going to do him much good with Pete

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    Guess what, my book says you’ve been redacted.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Push the trapdoor button now!

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Well, honesty’s off the table. What else have you got before I tell you to leave?

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    everett_r0  almost 5 years ago

    A lot of folks have already guaranteed themselves a ride on the escalator going down over this one. Shame they don’t realize St. Peter always gets a copy of the unabridged version of everything….

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    TerBer  almost 5 years ago

    It’s funny enough that the left thinks they’re the “Good Guys” But now God? An unredacted report is like raw FBI files, lots of salacious innuendo. It’s perfect fodder for the “Good guys” smear campaign.

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    KennethJohnson  almost 5 years ago

    the final judge sees all-redactions will not apply.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is a requirement. Why should it only be a requirement of the poor, or at least not the ‘rich enough to have expensive lawyers’ people.

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Redact this entire administration along with their allies the GOP.

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    car2ner  almost 5 years ago

    comparing a political party to God..wow, that is a stretch. I still thing this is funny because every single one of us would like to keep secrets from God..well good luck with that.

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    NEXT!

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    I like the image of St. Peter with a big ledger at the Pearly Gates; it makes for good cartoons like this.

    But I do not believe in the Trinity according to some religions: God the accountant, God the lawyer and God the executioner. I don’t think it’s a matter of balancing the books. It’s not a matter of having a positive bank statement where you have more good deeds than bad, therefore you bought salvation.

    I think it’s more like my relationship with my wife. We have our spats, but we love and respect each other. I know, without being told, when I am in the proverbial dog house. I think that’s the way it works. When you get there, you’ll know where to go without being told.

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    sandpiper  almost 5 years ago

    The term redaction and its close relative, exclusion, echo through our lives on a daily basis. Voter eligibility roles, diversity hiring parameters, census questions, health insurance programs, college admissions, ageism, sexism; the list is endless, as are the many promises to ‘fix’ all that by electing the kinds of people who are the knowing beneficiaries of many of those exclusions. The edge of the rut has become the only horizon for many.

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    tripwire45  almost 5 years ago

    Oh good grief. Somebody’s not only obsessed but theologically uninformed.

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 5 years ago

    To hell with him.

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    Jamie Higley Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I love how you let him live in your head rent free 24-7-365!! Ha Ha

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    JohnDanahy  almost 5 years ago

    Is he a legislator or a lawyer? Oh, I forgot…they’re the same thing. That’s why it would be wonderful if we didn’t have the conflict of interests where lawyers make laws. That’s why AOC is so refreshing even though she is a little idealistic.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    Never Trust A Lawyer Or A Politician Who Says: " Trust Me "!

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    Bill, you’re going straight to Hell. Do not pass GO! Do not collect $200.

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    Feathered Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Comics have long been an outlet for expressing views on our culture and politics. Think about the comic strip Pogo. Let’s not try to filter (read censor) this comic. My local newspaper dropped this comic because some readers found it politically objectionable. Now I willlingly pay to read this comic on this site.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Roy Cohn Barr should be disbarred.

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    jimryan  almost 5 years ago

    It is a sad state of affairs when it is illegal to tell the truth.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A lawyer and a republikkklan. You go to the other place.

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    yimhere  almost 5 years ago

    He lost me with his opening word. It’s become the most empty, overused word in the English language.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    St. Pete has just been looking over the un-redacted copy he has setting there on the Book of Life.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Pete, just pull that lever and be done with him.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Watch ancient history,with spineless Mitch,Liar Lindsay Graham talk about Clinton impeachment proceedings.Disgusting ;(

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Are kids allowed to redact their bad behaviors when asking Santa for Christmas toys?

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    nwbohms  almost 5 years ago

    God sees all,, even if they are blacked out.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Just take that escalator down for admittance to the Afterlife Bar Association.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 5 years ago

    I redacted my report card!

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    rs0204 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Its okay. Republicans live by a redacted Bible anyway.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Going down! This express elevator makes no stops until end of the line!

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    Bicycle Dude  almost 5 years ago

    Once an obfuscator, always an obfuscator.

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    cabalonrye  almost 5 years ago

    Good one. :)

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Keep ’em coming Wiley! Shots across the bow, and full broadsides when needed, keep us on task in a democratic system. Cartoonists, really good ones, are a force for freedom and intelligent discourse.

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    Display  almost 5 years ago

    May God bless you, Wiley Miller, and the freedom of the press.

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    marvee  almost 5 years ago

    No problem. St Peter’s got all written down in that big book.

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    nikpromo  almost 5 years ago

    In the actual cartoon, I would have to say that St. Peter is thinking, from the expression on his face, is “What’s the lowest level that I can send this clown to?”

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    bakana  almost 5 years ago

    And that’s why Saint Peter had a Trap Door installed right under where that guy is standing.

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    Mario500  almost 5 years ago

    I would added more panels and dialogue to this cartoon to explain why one of its characters appeared to have had been saying, “TRUST ME…THE REDACTED COPY WILL BE JUST FINE” if I were either its creator or one of its creators.

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    Redd Panda  almost 5 years ago

    Do I sense some hostility to our great AG, Billy “You can trust me” Barr?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    “The eyes of the Lord are in every place, watching the evil and the good.”

    Proverbs 15:3 (Jehovah, Chula-Varuna)

    “For nothing is hidden that will not be made manifest, nor is anything secret that will not be known and come to light.”

    Luke 8:17 (Jehovah, Chula-Varuna)

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    R.R.Bedford  almost 5 years ago
    Free from the law, O happy condition,

    Jesus hath bled, and there is remission; Cursed by the law and bruised by the fall, Grace hath redeemed us once for all.Chorus:Once for all, O sinner, receive it, Once for all, O friend, now believe it; Cling to the cross, the burden will fall, Christ hath redeemed us once for all.2 Now we are free, there’s no condemnation, Jesus provides a perfect salvation; “Come unto Me,” O hear His sweet call, Come, and He saves us once for all. [Chorus]“Children of God,” O glorious calling, Surely His grace will keep us from falling; Passing from death to life at His call, Blessed salvation once for all. [Chorus]

    Source: Baptist Hymnal 2008 #472Ladies and Gentlemen, those of us who find ourselves within the gates of Heaven will have gotten there not on our own merit, but by the shed blood of Jesus the Messiah under which our sin against His Father are covered and washed away to be remembered no more. Such is Grace and Mercy. Those whose records are not redacted are still under the law and found to be guilty without and beyond remission of sin once this short life has ended without seeking His forgiveness.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Mueller now says Barr failed to capture the “context, nature and substance” of the probe.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    “Saint Peter don’t you call me cause I cain’t go -I owe my soul to the GOPists, you know.”

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    ctech9  almost 5 years ago

    I think today’s is hilarious!

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