So why are bacteria talking about viruses and funguses?
“She gives me fever” used to be our theme song.
She caught him at a strep tease show.
The excitement is spore-adic
Symptom of a bad marriage, they got married in a fever!
It must be a toxic relationship!
She looks like she would be a pain in the protozoa, always complaining about about amoebas!
They must be getting ready to split. Then they’ll be sickle cells.
OK. That was anemic.
don’t you know fungi are not bacteria!
Well I’m not surprised, given the asexual reproduction and all.
“…a plague upon both your houses then!”
“oh, thank you very much!”
Why do I have this overwhelming urge to wash my hands?
They’ll find other mates. Just give it another few minutes.
Whaddya expect? The met on E.Harmony.
Sorry, Scott, but “hot under the collar” means “angry,” not “horny.” Good puns, though.
I don’t get the dengue pun.
Lately he just wants to go fission, to make new friends.
If there’s a divorce, who gets the host?
More like bacterial puns…
Why are they even married? They don’t need each other to have children.
Any idea what’s living with you in your home? I myself was completely oblivious to the tremendous biodiversity all around me until I ran across the excellent book Never Home Alone by Rob Dunn.
Amoeba derci
“She puts everything I do under a microscope!”
Mr. Peterson about 5 years ago
So why are bacteria talking about viruses and funguses?
Farside99 about 5 years ago
“She gives me fever” used to be our theme song.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 5 years ago
She caught him at a strep tease show.
Kind&Kinder about 5 years ago
The excitement is spore-adic
iggyman about 5 years ago
Symptom of a bad marriage, they got married in a fever!
WilliamRichmond about 5 years ago
It must be a toxic relationship!
Egrayjames about 5 years ago
She looks like she would be a pain in the protozoa, always complaining about about amoebas!
uniquename about 5 years ago
They must be getting ready to split. Then they’ll be sickle cells.
OK. That was anemic.
JeffEngel about 5 years ago
don’t you know fungi are not bacteria!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well I’m not surprised, given the asexual reproduction and all.
P51Strega about 5 years ago
“…a plague upon both your houses then!”
“oh, thank you very much!”
Diat60 about 5 years ago
Why do I have this overwhelming urge to wash my hands?
jel354 about 5 years ago
They’ll find other mates. Just give it another few minutes.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Whaddya expect? The met on E.Harmony.
Mayor Snorkum about 5 years ago
Sorry, Scott, but “hot under the collar” means “angry,” not “horny.” Good puns, though.
TracyKlujian about 5 years ago
I don’t get the dengue pun.
The Brooklyn Accent about 5 years ago
Lately he just wants to go fission, to make new friends.
Lablubber about 5 years ago
If there’s a divorce, who gets the host?
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
More like bacterial puns…
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
More like bacterial puns…
Bilan about 5 years ago
Why are they even married? They don’t need each other to have children.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 5 years ago
Any idea what’s living with you in your home? I myself was completely oblivious to the tremendous biodiversity all around me until I ran across the excellent book Never Home Alone by Rob Dunn.
zippykatz about 5 years ago
Amoeba derci
Daeder about 5 years ago
“She puts everything I do under a microscope!”