Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 10, 2018

Those are soon to be very happy with very full stomachs for Wiley bears.

Hard on the outside, soft and squishy on the inside.

I could bearly stop laughing at this one.

Those are well made igloos.

I hope those igloos have inside loos.

When you leave, come out gunzablazin !!!

awwwwwwwwwww… sho shweet when the bears care!

Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon showing a polar bear breaking open an igloo while saying to another bear, “Oh, I just love these things. Crunchy on the outside with a chewy center.”

See Something. Eat something.

Is this a new meme nickname? Peggy Polar Bear?

If you can afford a snowmobile, why would you live in an ice block?

They had better hurry before everything melts.

I Don’t know why they call them bares. They have fur on.

Up here the Griz refer to backpackers in mummy bags as “Twinkies.”

YAY!!! WILEY POLAR BEARS!!! YAY!!

pauline@gangof4: Goo goo g’joob

Bears go where the food lives. Very natural behavior.

Eskimo Pies.

Are there even 5 polar bears left?

Ah, it’s more than the leaves that change colors, when Fall falls, on Nanook of the North….

On the bright side, the crime rate is zero!

Pierre isn’t going anywhere for a LONG time.

I wonder if Wiley Polar Bears practice ‘Catch and Release’?

Uh…what happened to the sled dogs? They must have been the appetizers.

The colorist had an easy day today.

Why helloo, my far away fair cousins!

A dish best served cold.

Don’t leave home witho….Nope, just don’t leave home!

Wiley Bear approved. Though most of them are in temperate areas out of the exurbs even the suburbs more in the urban areas, more food per square foot than anywhere else. Only the wolfin are their rivals for that human meat.

Define “Igloo”.

“What you use to hold your Igs together.”

(Old Johnny Carson gag.)

Love smiley Wiley bears.

Time to Get Jiggily With it, Fat Bear Week Is Upon Us

By Jason Daley

smithsonian.comOctober 3, 2018 | Updated: October 10, 2018 2:12PM

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/get-jiggly-it-fat-bear-week-has-begun-180970458/

Bonus: Wiley Bears don’t Report Burglars.

They just Eat them.

I’d suggest that the people inside just go into hibernation for the rest of Winter. The bears’ll be gone by Summer.

Sure is nice of those bears to take such good care of the inhabitants…..

Hhhmmm ??? . . . Are these Polar Wiley Bears ?? … or … Wiley Polar Bears ?