Nah … Calvin has suddenly become light headed. It also results in his bouncing off the walls.
Don’t forget “pig-Latin.”
Norman … you’re going to have a very long wait!
Sorry Garfield … you’re a sentient being not a sapient being.
Professor Zebo’s rationalization confirms the state of our so called “higher education system.” We were warned 56 years ago about the Communist Agenda, but Congress and the American people chose to ignore the sign/threats. Instead of being alert we stuck our collective heads into a hole and refused to see reality. We have only ourselves to blame for our predicament today! [From “The Naked Communist,” by Cleon Skousen] There are actually 45 points made by the author. I have sited only five of them … and all have come true. The entirety was read aloud to Congress: “Communist Goals (1963) Congressional Record—Appendix, pp. A34-A35 January 10, 1963”: 17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations. Put the party line in textbooks. 18. Gain control of all student newspapers. 19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack. 20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policy-making positions. 21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures. Note: Of the 45 points listed all but four or five have become reality. Based on what I have seen and read, I predict our current form of government will cease to exist within the next ten years. In pilot lingo as a nation … we are at 300 feet, inverted, nose low with power on!
Bob is so full of it the passengers couldn’t lighten the load by at least 50% by throwing his tush overboard!
Thus begins the long running soap opera series, “As the World Turns.”
That better be the truth of it … those spears look awfully sharp!!!
Flo walks away from the pub with the ever elusive “hat trick.” Good on her.
He better get a very definitive explanation of “by pass.” It sounds a lot like the “diarrhea express.”