Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Excuse me, ma'am, but I can't help but notice you have the word 'love' printed across the butt of your sweatpants. Woman: So? Rat: So do you love your butt? Or does your butt love you? Or does your butt just want us to love others? Woman: They were my only clean sweatpants. Rat: And why is your butt so opinionated?
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
She has a very emotional butt.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Maybe it’s a bumper sticker for pedestrians.
Jackie.Trades about 8 years ago
Butt Love
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
She wants others to love her butt.
HowieL about 8 years ago
I was going to say that before she put it on, there were no butts about it, but I think I’ll just butt out instead.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
This seems wrong. I never expected this much innuendo in a comic.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
All good questions.
cdgar about 8 years ago
But, but, but……. It’s big and hard to ignore.
Defective Premium Member about 8 years ago
I guess this ties in with the Pink all the girls wear on their butts. Just trying to get everyone to look there. Then they complain….
cdward about 8 years ago
She loves being the butt of his joking.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Just butt out Rat !
1soni about 8 years ago
Why is she talking out of her butt?
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
She says she’s wearing sweatpants, but it looks like jeans in the last panel.
tom about 8 years ago
But these are important questions!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 8 years ago
In today’s travesty there are no “ifs”, only one “and”, but lots of “butts”!!
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Her shoes also have “TGIF” ( toes go in first ) stenciled inside of them.
me about 8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU
fdmaxey about 8 years ago
I take a stern view of this sort of humor. This strip should show more rectitude.
vwdualnomand about 8 years ago
cellulite
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
Rat’s obviously not looking at the butt any longer. (Nor am I.)
prince valiant Premium Member about 8 years ago
I ’ve wondered about the ones that have"Pink" written across them.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 8 years ago
hmmmm – leads to thoughts about new clothing line:could call it “butt optional” and across the butt of jeans sweatpants, cutoffs, panties, briefs, boxers of ladies, kids, even guys could be written all types of words/expressions in 2 inch high letters like:
for small size – love, joy, peace, quiet, loud, clean, dirty etc.medium size – fantastic, fabulous, futuristic, encouraged, etc.large size – disappointed, more than, better than, appealingly, etc.extra large – more to love, hanging out, stretched out, etc.XX large – taking it over, wide load, too much, etc.XXX large – taking it to the limit, more than you need, ballistic investment, XXXX large – don’t even go there, what you talking about, slap your face again, lawsuit about to happen, etc. etc.
if i really think about this — check the gofundme website later, unless someone has already beat me to it!
jjpeacockiv about 8 years ago
I remember a friend pointing out once, he couldn’t understand why someone had ‘HOT’ ‘TIE’ printed on the ass of their sweatpants, then realized it should have been closer together for ‘HOTTIE’
wordymom about 8 years ago
I bought my daughter some sweatpants when she was around 7, and it wasn’t until we got home that I realized they had “Justice” written across the butt. We had a lot of fun with the “Butt of Justice” until she outgrew them.
knight1192a about 8 years ago
It takes only a second to read the word love across some lady’s butt. It takes half a second for her to accuse you of being a pervert for staring at her butt. Thankfully it’s not written across a certain part of the front of her sweat pants, probably get someone arrested for trying to see what it says.
bookworm0812 about 8 years ago
I say any pants with anything (no matter what it is) written across the butt is telling the world “Love my butt.” After all, you’re drawing attention to the butt with the writing. I hate those kind of pants. Underwear is one thing. You don’t usually go out in public in just your undies. But regular clothing, it looks ridiculous. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BUTT!!!!
Kristiaan about 8 years ago
At least it’s not a tattoo.
zeexenon about 8 years ago
“Love Butt” a great name for a TV show rated TV-MA.
Vonne Anton about 8 years ago
Old Joke: Opinions are like butts: Everyone has them, and most stink.
blackman2732 about 8 years ago
In the 4th panel, she rectum.
Number Three about 8 years ago
And why are you so nosy, Rat?
xxx
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Could be worse. She could be wearing yoga pants. Or those Lemony-whatever brand ones that were quasi-transparent.Just go with message, Rat. Peace! Love! Out!
Mike H about 8 years ago
at least she don’t have a Pink butt.
Tomato Dog about 2 years ago
I’m going slightly mac