6 years old for 51 years now.
We had a cat. Couldn’t blame radioactive slobber.
Red has a new hoodie!
It’s Conan the Librarian!
You know you live in a small town when the only place you lock your car is church, and that’s just so nobody gives you zucchini.
I agree on cough syrup and mayonnaise!
But I love NECCO.
When I was little, a neighbor had an electric mower. It didn’t have wheels, but hovered like a hovercraft.
Took me 3 years to get passing grades in 3 semesters of calculus. I survived. Strangely, I occasionally use it.