Putt know yore trussed inn spill checques.
Pearls Before Swine, Rhymes With Orange, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Pibgorn, 9 Chickweed Lane. Oh, not to forget: xkcd.
The good news is that all those signs can be recycled and put to good use. The bad news is that the same can’t be said for all of the hot air that was generated.
6.02 times 10 to the 23rd, Senor!
It was so cold, she got a cramp, giving her a…no…I just can’t say it…
Contemporary Norse people use staples.
He’s exhausted from turning down the constant invocations for a Sanity Claus.
If you enjoy Walpurgisnacht, Ogden Nash, and a good filking of Robert Service, get thee to:http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-tale-of-the-thirteenth-floor/
Be careful – there’s a rumor that someone is adulterating the Reese’s Feces with pure sugar!
So shortening and combining, it’s “Goodbye Goat?”—With Richard Dreyfuss and Marsha Mason!