Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2016
Transcript:
Pastis: The google street-view truck came down our street today. Pig: Oh, that's one that takes photos so you can see just about any house in America. Isn't that great? Pastis: I was sunbathing the nude. Pig: May no one ever look up our street again. Pastis: Hey... Shrinkage happens.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Think of the children!
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
I can just imagine Stephan lying there, knowing that millions of people are looking up his address.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Today’s background music: “Little Willy” by The Sweet.
LuvThemPluggers about 8 years ago
Nithing to do but move, Stefphan.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Did “in the nude” include the backwards cap?
Oshietekun about 8 years ago
I was in the pool!!
rusty gate about 8 years ago
“Oh, so that wasn’t a worm, huh?
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 8 years ago
Pray for pixelation!
bkybl Premium Member about 8 years ago
Google is now blurring faces, street numbers, and license numbers.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
OMG… he must have been lying in his little straw basket right there on the front porch!
I don’t think Staci has allowed him into the house or the back yard for quite a while.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
Stephan, le grand Odalisque……….uh, no.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
I was in the pool!!I was in the pool!!!!
eddie6192 about 8 years ago
Once again Toon Boy dares the censors.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Stephan was “Pooch Café” Nude…………….No Dog Collar !
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
My brother has been caught on the Google Earth images twice now (not sunbathing in the nude, i assure you.)
whiteheron about 8 years ago
In the front yard? Me thinks that Stephan has more problems than “shrinkage” .
Dancin_fish about 8 years ago
My question is, why was he sunbathing on such a cold day?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
Google servers mysteriously crash today. Two photo satellites fell out of orbit. The Google camera car is a smoking ruin. And a whole Boy Scout troop that was passing by had to be placed in therapy when one of them suggested that’s what happens when you grow up.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago
BARF!
NoCents about 8 years ago
Don’t worry – the camera adds at least 10 pounds.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 8 years ago
i often stand outside and wave at the heavens (not in the nude though) – the neighbors think i am nuts but some day i will be on google and THEN they will all be jealous – or not :)
iveltac about 8 years ago
lolz Stephan shape up!!!
Govi Premium Member about 8 years ago
Pastis has short fingers like Trump? That explains his drawing style, too.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 8 years ago
Wait till you end up with a couple of actinic keratoses on the part you’re sunbathing, Stephan, and your dermatologist starts freezing them off with liquid nitrogen. HA! The embarrassment of the Google truck will seem like child’s play.
heatherjasper about 8 years ago
Wasn’t there a picture of a nude man getting out of a vehicle’s trunk on Google Earth for a while?
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
The real question is why Pig wanted to look at the picture in the first place! Does this explain why he hasn’t married Pigita yet?
zeexenon about 8 years ago
Quick, ask Cheney to block out your house like he did, if he isn’t busy shooting his lawyer in the face.
qq4w354p2c about 8 years ago
I checked our house on Streetview the other day and zoomed in on the image — and found I could see all the way to the back wall of the living room, knee high to the ceiling.
They’re using high resolution cameras.
Isn’t there some kind of window glass that defeats face recognition?
wellinever about 8 years ago
What would anyone be doing in their front yard with a view from the street who wasn’t asking to be arrested?
Number Three about 8 years ago
I love the Google Street View. When I first seen it, I was fascinated that you could actually see any house at all and take a stroll down the street by pressing the arrows.I’m easily pleased. But no, I WON’T be looking for a naked Stephan Pastis!xxx
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen! Cartoon-Boy has no shame. This behavior is perfectly normal for his species, which in some ways resembles our own (except for shrinkage). Think of it as being like a trip to the zoo….
mjb515 about 8 years ago
Hiding this strip on a Saturday I see.
dmk57 about 8 years ago
Don’t they hide or distort anything that might identify a person, including “shrinkage”?
Neoprene Wedgie Premium Member about 8 years ago
So THAT’S why Staci keeps leaving him.
drewswiston almost 5 years ago
Eh this wasn’t that funny