Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2015
May 31, 2015
June 02, 2015
Transcript:
Mother Croc: Larry, I have some big news for you.
Larry the Croc: Whuh? You set too much meatloaf?
Mother Croc: It's a child, you idiot.
Larry the Croc: You eet child?
Larry and Patty going to have another kid? Hope this one’s as smart as Patty and Junior and not Larry.
Also, Patty’s back to the Marge Simpson hairdo? Thought that was nixed in favor of the Thelma Keane look cause large hairdos interfere with in-depth speech bubbles. Look at the third panel, If Patty were to say anything more her hair would cut it out.
I was just mentioning to the missus a day or so ago that we hadn’t seen the crocs for a while. I guess I’m psychic…or psycho…I can never remember the difference.
Oh, and folks seem to have overlooked the fact that reptiles, crocs included, don’t grow hair, either. But perhaps that red stuff Patty has on her head is a wig-hat.
I am reminded one time of a conversation I heard between two women.“My daughter is pregnant.” One says.“How did it happen?” the other says…..Yes she said that.And the discussion began……
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Why (like Flo with Andy Capp) did she marry that idiot?
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Larry: “and didn’t share?”Mrs. Larry: “Well, it’s not as if it’s one of yours.”
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Larry and Patty going to have another kid? Hope this one’s as smart as Patty and Junior and not Larry.
Also, Patty’s back to the Marge Simpson hairdo? Thought that was nixed in favor of the Thelma Keane look cause large hairdos interfere with in-depth speech bubbles. Look at the third panel, If Patty were to say anything more her hair would cut it out.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I was just mentioning to the missus a day or so ago that we hadn’t seen the crocs for a while. I guess I’m psychic…or psycho…I can never remember the difference.
Mungolikecookies almost 9 years ago
Maybe she is suffering from severe gas.
cdgar almost 9 years ago
Larry. Dumb to the bone.
LobosSolos Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Glad to know that I’m not the only one that spotted that.
WoodEye almost 9 years ago
All I have to say is….. YAY! THE CROCS ARE BACK!!!!!
voodoojoe2000 almost 9 years ago
They also don’t walk on two legs and talk, but yet here we are…
Randallw almost 9 years ago
@agedengineerMy psychic power is to suddenly think of a movie for no reason and then find out it’s on tv a week or two later.
PICTO almost 9 years ago
I want my baby back ribs.
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Smooth, Larry… real smooth. You’re stupid, but at least you don’t let it get to you.
oldschool434 almost 9 years ago
are we sure it is Larry’s??
Reppr Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Why she eat child?
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Larry forget he do that :-}
cdward almost 9 years ago
That’s just a vey big egg she’s about to lay.
Egrayjames almost 9 years ago
I hate it when the opposite happens….when you politely congratulate a woman on her pregnancy only to find out she ’"eet" too much meatloaf.
mjb515 almost 9 years ago
Crocs also usually have a clutch of eggs, not one at a time.
lotsalaffs Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The crocs are back! The crocs are back!
ROB8764 almost 9 years ago
Congrats Crocs!!!!!
UBBM Premium Member almost 9 years ago
No wonder we haven’t seen the crocs for a while. They’ve been busy.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Apparently, Zebba is now more than a neighbor to Patty.Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
jessegooddoggy almost 9 years ago
Sooooo tired of Rat, time for a lengthy Croc storyline and I hope this is it!
laurac5800 almost 9 years ago
Please make it a girl, Stephan! There aren’t enough girl crocs!
comicsnerd74 almost 9 years ago
Hmmmmmm. New croc kid. Maybe this will be a Larry Jr, not a smart vegetarian Patty Jr.
Hugh Manatee almost 9 years ago
Larry! Bow-chick-a-bow-wow…
corzak almost 9 years ago
Watch. Kid will look like Zeeba. And all heck will break loose . . .
Queen of America almost 9 years ago
I love the crocs
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
Bring back the Rat.
cindyorch almost 9 years ago
hmmm….. maybe her next revelation will be “it’s not yours…..”
Alexander the Good Enough almost 9 years ago
Oh, and folks seem to have overlooked the fact that reptiles, crocs included, don’t grow hair, either. But perhaps that red stuff Patty has on her head is a wig-hat.
StCleve72 almost 9 years ago
Not ’toon crocs; know your toon morphology!
Gokie5 almost 9 years ago
Larry mispel meet loaf.
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 9 years ago
CROCS!!!
luvdafuneez almost 9 years ago
When I first started reading this strip I thought the crocs were so lame. Now, I LOVE ‘em. Can’t get enough of ‘em. What’s up with THAT?!?
damifid0 almost 9 years ago
And the glitch is back.. repeat posts for a larger count of comments. post this-!=‘P’ :-}
damifid0 almost 9 years ago
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dre7861 almost 9 years ago
So that’s why we haven’t seen the Crocs lately. Larry’s been busy getting busy!
I wonder if the new Croc will be more like his Dad or more like his Mom/Brother. It would probably be funnier if he was a dumb as Larry.
Alabama Al almost 9 years ago
Hair – internal gestation – bipedal – when did crocs become mammals?
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
Well, it was a wonderful croc-free run, but all good things must come to an end. [sighs]:What I’d really like to see is the return of Sweet Fanny.
davidlwashburn almost 9 years ago
You mean Larry actually figured out how to…I find that hard to believe.
John Falstaff almost 9 years ago
Croks ees GUD een streep! Yay for croks!
John Falstaff almost 9 years ago
Somtimes we ees anfromorfeek but eeting zeebas and dreenking beer usually cure dat fasst.
eddie6192 almost 9 years ago
Larry is such an idiot………..or should I say Toon Boy?!!!
whiteaj almost 9 years ago
Yay! Back to the crocs! (That other arc was tiresome.)
Number Three almost 9 years ago
I saw the punchline coming in the 1st panel but got a shock at how big her bump is!
Congratulations, Crocs!
xxx
NWdryad almost 9 years ago
I don’t even know where to start, I have so many smart aleck remarks about this.
Arianne almost 9 years ago
So, you say you’re preggers, Patty? Surely you gestate!
Arianne almost 9 years ago
That’s a veritable pregnant pause in panel two.
Vet Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I am reminded one time of a conversation I heard between two women.“My daughter is pregnant.” One says.“How did it happen?” the other says…..Yes she said that.And the discussion began……
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Well, isn’t this an interesting development …
Great to see the crocs again. And congrats, Larry and Patty!
(Though, according to some comments, we may be hearing Jerry! … Jerry! … Jerry! soon …
Brick Tricks Webcomics almost 9 years ago
Cut down on the meat loaf!
kraftjeff almost 9 years ago
Gonna be one big egg or a ton of little ones…
grampianlothian almost 9 years ago
great to see the crocs back, theyre some of my favourits
claire de la lune. almost 9 years ago
…So that’s where the Crocs have been all this time…