Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2015
Man: First kid? Larry the Croc: No. Is second. Man: Well, it's my first for me. It's as exciting as flying to the moon or something. Larry the Croc: For me, res as exciting as cleaning the roof gutters. Mother Croc: I heard that, Larry! Larry the Croc: Da thrill is gone, woomun! Da thrill is gone!