Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2015
To all banks, insurance companies, computer makers, cable providers, and other big giganto corporations. Thank you for your beautiful commercials filled with beautiful people telling me beautiful things about your beautiful company. I can see from all these ads that your early want me to like you... And I want to like you. So here's a suggestion. Sometimes I have to call you and when I do, instead of spending all those billions on ads... Have live, non-robotic human in this country promptly pick up the *$!@#$ phone!!!! Rat: I think I blew out my nervous system. Pig: Too bad. The hold time for our health insurer is twelve hours.