Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 25, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Probably the taxpayers.

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    codycab  6 months ago

    I’ll bet Calvin will be hearing the same thing when he gets a job. Any job really.

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    peb6006  6 months ago

    “IF”?

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    French Persons Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gen-Z.

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    Calvinist1966  6 months ago

    The worst thing that could happen to Calvin may be getting Miss Wormwood’s job. As Bill Watterson explains, “I have a lot of sympathy for Miss Wormwood. There are signs in the strip that she smokes heavily, takes medication and is counting the years to her retirement.”

    Although Calvin is currently a large part of Miss Wormwood’s unhappiness, she does have some sympathy for Calvin and sometimes tries to help him rather than just tell him off.

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    jmworacle  6 months ago

    This comic is ahead of its time.

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    DaveG1960  6 months ago

    No, Calvin. All you have to learn is, “Do you want fries with that”?

    With apologies to servers everywhere………..

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    win.45mag  6 months ago

    The government will, Cal. They support ALL losers

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    VegaAlopex  6 months ago

    There’s always CEO of some corporate giant.

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    Robert4170  6 months ago

    The world owes you nothing, Calvin.

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    tremaine53  6 months ago

    Calvin reminds me of SOMEbody, here… Give me a minute… I think it’s coming to me…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Just claim identification with some special group out there, then apply for the cornucopia of benefits. Plus sue people for saying the wrong pronoun or whatever. Practice a look of great pain in the mirror. Cry as soon as you see a camera or microphone. Most importantly, get together with others who are acting the same way.

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    Jogger2  6 months ago

    It’s not Calvin’s lack of effort that is the problem. It’s that his efforts are misdirected.

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    0 for 2 this week, Calvin…you should quit while you’re behind…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Millennialthink.

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    LEOKEV  6 months ago

    Always liked Mrs. Wormwood.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    In Cal’s case, self is a 4 letter word

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    MS72  6 months ago

    How Hunter got thru 1st grade.

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    Michael Helwig  6 months ago

    Get Moe to sign it.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    get a government job

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    BearsDown Premium Member 6 months ago

    Be an influencer on Tik-Tok.

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    mugsie421  6 months ago

    Move to Portland.

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    smsrt  6 months ago

    This boy is SO up to date!

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Calvin’s luck with contracts keeps getting worse.

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    jessegooddoggy  6 months ago

    Miss Wormwood and Mrs Olsen need a long vacation together.

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    Paul D Premium Member 6 months ago
    By the time Calvin is an adult, Ms Wormwood won’t be with us any more. So, no compensation from her in any case.
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    aerotica69  6 months ago

    McDonalds will pay you as long as you can learn to mess up orders and say “the milkshake machine is broken.”

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    KEA  6 months ago

    Education is NOT about getting a job, it’s about preparing to be a useful and productive member of society. (Business has perverted public education to avoid the cost of TRAINING workers)

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  6 months ago

    “Calvin sure is demonstrating how (generation I don’t like) is, not how my generation which is actually reflected is.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Democrats. Don’t worry. You will be compensated for something. All will be well.

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    hoffquotes2  6 months ago

    Loopholes

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Now you don’t have to show expertise in anything to graduate. Score!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Run for Congress.

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    Robert4170  6 months ago

    Calvin’s body has shrunk to a pipe stem in panel 3.

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    rob  6 months ago

    This seems to mirror today’s society.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    If you are very lucky, you might be able to sign up for scientific trials on willful ignorance. :)

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    Old27F20  6 months ago

    Don’t worry comrade, you will be paid in rubles….but there will be deductions for breathing and sleeping at gulag.

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    anomaly  6 months ago

    Become a politician.

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    g04922  6 months ago

    Calvin will do just fine if he attends a modern ‘woke’ university.

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    Sherlock5  6 months ago

    He can always get a “job” in the Andy Capp comic strip.

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    musicnut1986  6 months ago

    The makings of a future lawyer.

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    wndflower1  6 months ago

    always an opening for know nothings in federal political offices- quite clear the last few days— and— these boneheads continue to get paid for doing nothing- don’t need no stinkin’ education!!!

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    Spacetech  6 months ago

    Always Blame the other guy..No Responsibility.

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    Bill The Nuke  6 months ago

    I don’t have good memories of most of my grade school teachers. One ridiculed me when I said that it looked like all the continents could fit together into one piece. Another told me that dinosaurs never lived in North America. Others would dig their nails into your arms while yelling at you. Etc. etc.

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    banjinshiju  6 months ago

    Calvin,

    Someone will pay if you don’t leatn anything because of your lack of attention and work. That will be you.

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 6 months ago

    Ah, the School of Hard Knocks. Being able to accept responsibility before, during and after the fact is a mark of honesty and integrity.Accepting the outcome, of course, well…

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    Printer  6 months ago

    Waterson saw the future!

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    Can't Sleep  6 months ago

    He’ll make a bundle in Congress.

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    Sambora1  6 months ago

    These comments today make me upset and disappointed in my fellow commentors, this had nothing to do with politics and all your ranting but you had to turn it into one big agrument amongst yourselves. Please lets keep politics and back stabbing others out of the comics, go to the politcal comics to do that.

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of some of the people who enroll in an adult education program in which I teach. I can lead them to water but I can’t make them drink. You go, Miss Wormwood!

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    formathe  6 months ago

    He sounds like many Canadian students in current times.

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