Lives in the middle of the United States.
Go for the zebra print keyboard. It’ll make the computer run faster.
At least he’s not wearing a man-bun.
Why do transformers always look so angry?
So what’s the bad news?
Just hire a handyman, a housekeeper and a tax accountant.
30 yellow highlighters? That proves he was color blind. He thought they were black whiteboard markers.
I must still be asleep because I don’t get the joke.
I do. Grilling is a year round activity.
Now, now! There will be no violence in the work place.
Just poop on it like birds always seem to do.