Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 09, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 5 months ago

    Calvin has an emergency suit case just for a moment like this.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  5 months ago

    s’long, Calvin

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    Even Stupendous Man would be afraid of his mom .

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    If he had a modern suitcase with wheels, he could ride it downhill.

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    whahoppened  5 months ago

    Not to fear, he’ll be down at the corner. Calvin isn’t allowed to cross the street by himself.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 5 months ago

    Flight could be interpreted as a confession of guilt…

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    Robin Harwood  5 months ago

    Just hope that no-one mentions the noodle incident.

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    AlondraRachellaLabute  5 months ago

    I know how he feels. After all these years I still remember the parent/teacher conferences. You get two days off from school but you can’t enjoy them because you know when your teacher and mother meet you’re in deep trouble. Once I went with my mother to the conference and stayed on the playground while she went in to talk to the teacher. I couldn’t even play because I knew I’d be in trouble. When she came out I asked what the teacher said and she growled, “We’ll talk about it at home!”

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    jpayne4040  5 months ago

    Calvin, that’s just going to anger her even more!

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    When’s the next bus leaving for Antarctica?

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    Harumph  5 months ago

    He’s home alone?

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    guenette.charlie  5 months ago

    Does anybody else think it’s a little weird that the school would have Parent-Teacher Conferences when the school year had barely started? By that I mean, in my experiences, the school year began at the end of August and they would have Parent-Teacher Conferences in early November.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  5 months ago

    Hey Calvin, Bob Seger recommends Katmandu.

    “Up to the mountains where I’m going to,And if I ever get out of here that’s what I’m gonna do.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    It is amazing how running from trouble can be so much trouble.

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    Who, me?  5 months ago

    That Miss Wormwood just made up those horror stories, right?

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    morningglory61 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Calvin’s parents have never laid a hand on him, what’s he so scared of? Now if he had my parents he best catch a train and fast.

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    MichaelHelwig  5 months ago

    Calvin thinks ahead? About the consequences of his actions? No way.

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    Vangoghdog01  5 months ago

    “I deny everything, and demand proof.”

    “I did not do it. No body saw me. You cannot prove it.”

    “Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?”

    “Wormwood does not like me and is biased against me. She blames me for everything that happens in the classroom.”

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Do they take tigers in the Foreign Legion?

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    admiree2  5 months ago

    You don’t have to leave, Calvin. Just hand both of them the folder with Memo 618 in it. Problems solved.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  5 months ago

    git while the gittings good

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    SweetSinger  5 months ago

    Karma’s a bitch.

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    Let’s call this Plan B.

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    stamps  5 months ago

    Poll: does anyone ever click on any of the annoying ads that pop up?

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    neatslob Premium Member 5 months ago

    Better hope she doesn’t mention noodles.

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    cheap_day_return  5 months ago

    Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots and take a long. long drive.

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    Imhungry  5 months ago

    I empathize with Calvin. Been there done that, several times.

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    Kind&Kinder  5 months ago

    He’ll be on the Marakesh Express!

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pretty serious if he is leaving Hobbes behind…maybe he is the “fall guy?”

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    hagarthehorrible  5 months ago

    I wonder what that suitcase belonging to a six year old would contain.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    Calvin may have a point; but on TV when someone on a cop show says ‘I need a lawyer’, it’s not a good sign.

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