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  1. 6 days ago on That is Priceless

    Hey now! You put that thing down, NOW! That’s Momma’s squeeze box!!

  2. 7 days ago on Red and Rover

    Where were the LuftWaffe?

  3. 7 days ago on F Minus

    And the rest of it to Hollywood.

  4. 7 days ago on Basic Instructions

    Back home in Kansas, we call that silly game “Pasture Pool”.

  5. 8 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    “Tractor beam? Well son, you is in tractor country! Pull yer lil’ buggy right on in the barn here, an we’ll gitcha fixed right up!” Later, a light bulb appears over Elmer’s head, so he asks his visitors, “Say… you boys know ennything bout cattle mutilations?”

  6. 17 days ago on Real Life Adventures

    My answer would be simply. “Ah git mah chores done.”

  7. 17 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    So did the TinMan have a dipstick or a sight glass?

  8. 19 days ago on Real Life Adventures

    I have not shaved since 1973. I’m on my 4th wife now.

  9. 29 days ago on Red and Rover

    Your ‘o’ key is outta control!

  10. 29 days ago on F Minus

    He finished the painting quickly, but it was a little grainy.