Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 07, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    SAVE ME!

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Maybe he was planning to write “Welcome to” and then write the wrong city name just to confuse pilots and passengers.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    And everybody thinks he’s so cute & precocious!!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago

    True story: When Marlon Brando was a schoolboy he wrote the word ‘sh**’ on the blackboard in kerosene and set it on fire!

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    Red33410  over 4 years ago

    Last frame:“The little MFer isn’t going to tell me what he wanted to write!”

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    su43dipta  over 4 years ago

    C+H 4EVA

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    DaveG1960  over 4 years ago

    I do…

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    orinoco womble  over 4 years ago

    At least he asked, my brothers would have just done it. They once made rag balls, set them alight and played catch over the top of the house.

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    “Land here, free parking!”

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    yep, Dad…some things are better left unsaid!

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    I bet Dad wants to know and won’t admit it.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Actually, now I’m curious.

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    colddonkey  over 4 years ago

    As kids we wrote big words in the snow at winter time. Only trouble was the path from the words led to home. Boy oh boy my father was not happy.

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    chick485  over 4 years ago

    I was always doing something with fire when I was young. poured a couple gallons of Dad’s mower gas down a storm drain in the back ally and tossed a match in. Pretty flames shot out of that man hole and the next couple down the ally! Another time, made rocket fuel on Mom’s stove. Melted saltpeter and sugar in a tin can (The old kind, with soldered seams and ends.) on the burner. Solder melted! Ruined stove, burned wall paper behind the stove, burned “popcorn” off spot on ceiling, spilled on floor and burned carpet, filled house with smoke!

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    Or as they said on Gilligan’s Island, “Look, S-O-L, Sol, they’re honoring you.”

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    Ray_C  over 4 years ago

    Worst I’ve ever done was prying open our Big Ben alarm clock to see “what made it tick”. The spring sprung out, the clock was ruined, but my parents were OK with it, because I was curious. I was worried there for a while though. No…worst was siphoning gas from a farmer’s tank, curious to see how a siphon works. Was burping up gas fumes all night. A big mistake. Dad was mad because I was stealing gas.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    We have a 300 foot long driveway. When we had the house built, I wanted to have center-line lighting installed with sequencing flashes rolling towards the garage (it’s called a “rabbit”). My wife nixed the idea: too close to the airport.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Whatever he wrote, the “E” would be backwards…

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    jrankin1959  over 4 years ago

    Just as well…

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Our family house was right in the landing pattern of the local airport. We waved at the pilots as they came and went.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 4 years ago

    “Don’t be ridiculous” … Calvin’s mission is to be ridiculous.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    Perhaps “dangeously unsupervised child”?

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    carlzr  over 4 years ago

    Calvin just asking for a can of gas is reason enough for his father to say “No!”

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    33Angel  over 4 years ago

    Yes you do, Dad…

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    kab2rb  over 4 years ago

    No you do not want to know.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    OK, then; can I borrow your laser pointer?

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    War & Peace.

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    Tentoes  over 4 years ago

    One summer, it was my job to water the front lawn. I would sit on the porch with the hose sprayer and make sure the whole lawn was covered. Then I’d spell out “TOM” a couple times. (Tentoes would not have fit) Sure enough! Before long you could read my name in the grass. Dad thought it was clever. Mom was not amused. The next year Dad watered the front lawn.

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    BiggerNate91  over 4 years ago

    Can I just point out that Calvin is still awake at 8:00 at night?

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    Tarzan & Redd Panda  over 4 years ago

    Send lawyers guns and money.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    I have lots of lawn, and passenger airplanes from two airports often fly over at a low altitude. I’ve been really tempted to write “Hi” with fertilizer more than once. The elderly neighbors called in a panic, once, because they’d heard a huge explosive noise on their roof. I went over. No damage, thank heavens, so I doubted it was a meteorite. My guess was blue ice, aka a poopcicle, from one of those planes.

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    I do

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    “Empty your tanks!”

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I want to know!

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    Bring da bling  over 2 years ago

    Or maybe he meant something else, it was probably saying, Aliens do not fear, you are safe here

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    Loki91308  about 2 years ago

    NEW DAD WANTED, maybe..

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