Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 29, 2024

Ora Zella, honey, you’re talking to the wrong end!

Elvis is now the bottom of all her jokes. Or something like that.

OK, who shrunk the gap at the bottom of the bureau?! Elvis is stuck. Dignifiedly stuck.

It’s a trap!!!

Elvis may be stuck, but he’ll assure you it’s in a most dignified manner.

…now, who can we get to go in after Elvis?

Better call a toe truck to get Elvis out…

Well, as long as Ora Zella doesn’t have a magic marker, and draws a googly-eyed smiley face on Elvis’ backside, then everything should be okay …

Whoops, looks like Lupin just showed up with some markers, and oh, look! Burt just arrived with a camera!

So she is not doomed to spend the rest of her life behind that piece of furniture, whatever it calls itself. But Elvis might be doomed to remain under it.

Should have seen that coming!! Elvis even got stuck rescuing Pengo.

There has to be a butt joke here. I just can’t think of it

I knew she wasn’t stuck! I figured she got there by crawling under the dresser. Poor Elvis.

There are days when I find it really hard to like Ora Zella!

That’s not very dignified, Elvis.

OT

Why am I not surprised?

See? See? Me is tolds you this yesterday itself that it possible for little cat to comes from underneath bureau.

Elvis when will you learn you just can’t do rescues

Well, as OZ heads out, Elvis will end up being the butt, of all jokes, in the newsroom!

Ya knew one of the boys would have to get stuck there…

big ol’ kitty butt

Lottsa Elvis Toe Beans today.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Royal Kitchen

Thomios: So, you’re going to explore the oPyramid for a lost room. There’s still a lot there that hasn’t been found yet.

Iggy: That’s right. And there may be more store rooms of non perishable items, like vanilla, rice, honey that you can use.

Thomios: Even if there isn’t, it’s still a fascinating place to explore. Just goes to show, it’s what’s inside that counts. I’ll get a pack made up to take with you.

Wally: Thanks, Thomios. We’ll be on our way tomorrow morning.

Thomios: Good. I’m planning a special leap day supper.

Iron Glove: I’m there! What are you having?

Thomios: We’ll have spring rolls, leap year lasagna, frog sandwiches, (they only look like frogs, they’re really cheese), and lots of desserts.

Iggy: We’ll be there.

Let’s not bury the lede: Elvis was right!

Elvis looks like he’s doing his Winnie the Pooh impression.

I didn’t see this coming … but it makes sense. The one cat who wasn’t buying her story decides to take matters into his own paws … and ends up the story! Film at 11.

There’s a lesson here. Never entirely trust Tortie kittens.

Stuck on boo-roo

I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that he can’t get loose

Guess he’s here to stay

Helping a friend

And the way he feels now I guess that ain’t no smol rear end

Guess he’s built that way

But flighty Ora’s okay

She’d just like to use a grenade

/ Lionel B. Jr. Richie / Stuck on You

Someone brought me another dead mouse this morning. I have a suspicion that Jackie is killing them, but Bart is the one gifting.

Well, Elvis fell for it. What a devious kitten.

Someone needs to get the Woman to save her big Pirate Ballerina!

Big gooza

Upside down toe beans and back of Elvis’s … umm, back of Elvis!

So funny! I can see lots of kitten adventures coming!

As predicted yesterday, Ora Zella was not stuck. It was just a childish ploy for attention that has REARED its ugly head into a news story.

Someone must have sneakily lowered that dresser over the years! Because it can’t simply be that Elvis is… um, less svelte than he was as a kitten!

I see Elvis has failed to take his own advice of letting Ora Zella rescue herself.

Happy Leap Day everyone!

He shouldn’t have gotten to the bottom of it. ;)

Happy Leap Day!

See, Elvis? You were right.

My reaction: HA!!

Elvis, just blame that alien creature attached to your butt.

Oh! Elvis’s tail is lying on top of Ora Zella’s speech bubble!

One of the sad moments in a kitten’s life is when it discovers that it’s grown too big to get into a favorite hiding place.

Baba Mouse needs to make a house call and apply the paw of discipline!

Yup, that’s what I thought, she was trying to get someone to get her so that they will get stuck. Oopsie, when he first moved in with me, he would go under the dresser. That is, until he’s…..no longer slim enough to do so. And I know Diesel has also gone under there, just hasn’t gotten to that stage yet. No, they are not fat, but they aren’t skinny either.

Now Puck needs to grab one hind leg and Goldie get the other and then pull!

Poor Elvis!!!