B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 16, 2024

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    rcham2k  5 months ago

    there is something fishy about this

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    epicatt2-  5 months ago

    Love the fact that they are standing within mere inches of molten lava. (At least it’s cartoon lava!)

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Who gave the instructions? And where did you hear it?

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    oldthang  5 months ago

    A sturgeon? I don’t understand this.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    May as well. Sturgeons are all they have around there. ;-)

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    GiantShetlandPony  5 months ago

    Likely just as effective. Certainly better than the alternative.

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    silberdistel  5 months ago

    Will that be helpful in Grindavik??? Do they have sturgeons up there?

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    bigger Nate  5 months ago

    A Sturgeon is easier to find

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    silberdistel  5 months ago

    Hubby says the sturgeon looks like a carp.

    I am not sure if this strip can be topped by any other today. Soooo funny❣️

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    The Duke  5 months ago

    I guess they couldn’t find a virgin.

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    Maybe it’s a very chaste sturgeon.

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Must be an unusual breed of Sturgeon with the mouth not on the bottom of the fish.

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Makes more sense to me.

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    John Vavrek Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pretty small sturgeon

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    Weird Al did that parody “Like a Sturgeon”.

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    Prawnclaw  5 months ago

    Nicola Sturgeon perhaps…

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Just hold it over there long enough and it’ll be good for a snack.

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Sturgeon…soon to be known as fried fish…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sturgeon Lives Matter

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    Pele likes her caviar and gin.

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    I’m pretty sure the sturgeon would like a say in the proceedings.

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    boydjb47  5 months ago

    Maybe it said a Persian.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oy , That’s a Protected Species !

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    Old Time Tales Premium Member 5 months ago

    Clumsy is right. Weird.

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well, that’s not a sturgeon.

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    I think the ole boy is doing the best that he can!!!!!

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    scarlett.pumpernickel Premium Member 5 months ago

    All a matter of taste.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    I always thought you were supposed to sacrifice a virgin. Also, that’s an awfully small sturgeon to sacrifice to the gods.

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    Cincoflex  5 months ago

    Pretty small for a sturgeon. Must be from Animal Crossing.

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    Ivan the Terrible   5 months ago

    Rhymes with “virgin”.

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    NaGrom Premium Member 5 months ago

    Let’s see how this plays out! If the volcano quietens down, then the instruction could be correct….in which case, commiserations to all of the deceased young ladies sacrificed in vain.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    It should be a sturgeon without any roe – a virgin sturgeon.

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    V45mikky  5 months ago

    Virgins are an endangered species.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    But must be a virgin sturgeon, Bergen.

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    delennwen  5 months ago

    There are only 2 women and 5 or 6 men in this entire comic strip. And never any children. Are any or all of the cast members virgins? we may never know.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Something musta gotten mixed up in the translation. They’re the ones that can outrun these head bangers.

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    stamps  5 months ago

    Maybe it’s a virgin sturgeon.

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    zenyattafan  5 months ago

    This reminds me of a long-ago Playboy cartoon: A man and a woman clad in animal skins are coming out of some tall grass and he’s saying, “Look at it this way: Next time they want to sacrifice a virgin, you’re safe.”

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    DKHenderson  5 months ago

    Ssstt for Vrrrr. Definitely needs his ears checked.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    lost in translation…

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 5 months ago

    Speaking of ugly…

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    oldwolf1951  5 months ago

    I am sure that certain young ladies were very grateful for the misunderstanding.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  5 months ago

    “…. besides, sturgeons are easier to find than what you think you heard.”

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    DJohnny  5 months ago

    Since the latest eruptions on Iceland has decreased, I guess this is what the did?

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    Eric S   5 months ago

    Johnny never would have done a strip like this. His faith would have prevented it.

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    lawguy05  5 months ago

    I guess they were all out of virgins.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    And they wonder why the price of caviar has gone through the roof!

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    viniragu  5 months ago

    Must be his very first time!!!!

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    Henry Boyter  5 months ago

    I always wondered if Weird Al considered “Like a Sturgeon” for a song.

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    MailbuEd  5 months ago

    The sturgeon was easier to find.

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    Jack Bell Premium Member 5 months ago

    It ought to work just as well.

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    JoHo Premium Member 5 months ago

    This made me think about Norm Crosby

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    Jim G Premium Member 5 months ago

    A sturgeon is probably a lot easier to find these days.

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Is that a vestal sturgeon?

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    levekk  5 months ago

    Virgin. You have a virgin mind. That’s nice.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t forget to collect the roe.

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