Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2020

“I had to pay THREE Vestal Virgins to get that lift back here!” ;)

I guess there are some things even a dragon won’t eat.

What did you expect?

Be grateful the dragon considered you junk food and it’s on a diet.

Hates the taste of mail ?

Too much cowardliness gave the dragon a very sour and bitter taste.

Better that way than out the backside.

Heck of an Uber service.

Does Henry know about the dragon-slaying mission?

Good thing Wiz sent Henry to rescue this imbecile.

No dragons were actually slain during this mission!

Now the dragon’s going to have to wash his mouth to get rid of the Rodney taste!

I like it when they make up words in comics like they did in the old Batman sitcom.

The plan to get the dragon to choke to death didn’t work, I see.

Hacked up like a cat’s fur ball.

Nobody commented on the height of (or lack thereof) those castle walls? What would they possibly protect you from — a drunk who couldn’t stand up?

Apparently, the choke hold did not go well. Try if from the outside next time.

He almost succeeded, the dragon nearly choked on his armour while swallowing him.

When even the dragons won’t eat you you’ve hit rock bottom as a knight.

“I’m here to report, Sire, that the fire-breathing dragon is NOT an endangered species!”

Now he’s got something to talk to Jonah about.

It worked.

Chain mail isn’t very digestible.

who needs flying cars when you have dragons?

That’s one nasty fur ball!

He’d stick around to BBQ Sir Rodney but he has a little revenge to take out on Lake Town first…

That dragon forgot to gulp that fink for good.

Yay, Henry’s back!