Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 3 years ago

    “I had to pay THREE Vestal Virgins to get that lift back here!” ;)

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    I guess there are some things even a dragon won’t eat.

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    jmworacle  about 3 years ago

    What did you expect?

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Be grateful the dragon considered you junk food and it’s on a diet.

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Hates the taste of mail ?

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Too much cowardliness gave the dragon a very sour and bitter taste.

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    Better that way than out the backside.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Heck of an Uber service.

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    LeeCox  about 3 years ago

    Does Henry know about the dragon-slaying mission?

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Good thing Wiz sent Henry to rescue this imbecile.

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    jpayne4040  about 3 years ago

    No dragons were actually slain during this mission!

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    Now the dragon’s going to have to wash his mouth to get rid of the Rodney taste!

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    cubswin2016  about 3 years ago

    I like it when they make up words in comics like they did in the old Batman sitcom.

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    Kaputnik  about 3 years ago

    The plan to get the dragon to choke to death didn’t work, I see.

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    walstib  about 3 years ago

    Hacked up like a cat’s fur ball.

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    Pony99CA  about 3 years ago

    Nobody commented on the height of (or lack thereof) those castle walls? What would they possibly protect you from — a drunk who couldn’t stand up?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Apparently, the choke hold did not go well. Try if from the outside next time.

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    Mediatech  about 3 years ago

    He almost succeeded, the dragon nearly choked on his armour while swallowing him.

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    Charles Hoeft  about 3 years ago

    When even the dragons won’t eat you you’ve hit rock bottom as a knight.

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    Tentoes  about 3 years ago

    “I’m here to report, Sire, that the fire-breathing dragon is NOT an endangered species!”

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    pkdphd  about 3 years ago

    Now he’s got something to talk to Jonah about.

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    heathcliff2  about 3 years ago

    It worked.

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    rshive  about 3 years ago

    Chain mail isn’t very digestible.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 3 years ago

    who needs flying cars when you have dragons?

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    slbolfing  about 3 years ago

    That’s one nasty fur ball!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He’d stick around to BBQ Sir Rodney but he has a little revenge to take out on Lake Town first…

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    hagarthehorrible  about 3 years ago

    That dragon forgot to gulp that fink for good.

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    jimboylan  about 3 years ago

    Yay, Henry’s back!

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