“I wouldn’t join any club that wanted me as a member” Groucho Marx
“Perhaps a little grovelling would help. Ha Ha you should live that long”
He’ll just add those two things to his Not To Do List.
Quiet! Garfield might be listening.
Obviously this was before “emotional support animals”. 1983 to be exact
My thoughts exactly.
Good thing Honeybunch didn’t hear that or Ralph would have gotten wacked on the nose with a newspaper.
I don’t know about Earl but Muffin would be highly offended.
And this strip was published in 1990
One librarian where I used to work had a sign at her desk "If someone calls asking for tech support, tell them ’That will be a PICNIC (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)