Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 09, 2019


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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Tell her you have a strange nut fetish.

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    oldpine52  5 months ago

    Id would be the place to be if you have a strange nut fetish.

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    Well, I think the Wiz is a little old to scurry.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    Who’s hiding? She’s known for years that he’s nuts.

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    littlejohn  4 months ago

    Old saying….From the smallest acorn grows the mightiest…….(you fill in the next word).

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Has to be nuts to do that…

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    By the looks of wizard, he’s the guilty one….

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    hfergus Premium Member 4 months ago

    When ever you are lonely, or very sad and blue, remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    I thought that Wiz was the strange nut…

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    anonlthr  4 months ago

    Don’t kink shame.

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    jpayne4040  4 months ago

    Nothing strange about it! Wiz is just nuts!

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    ksu71  4 months ago

    Can you scurry if you’re not in Oklahoma?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    So is there anything that people actually use acorns for? I mean I don’t remember ever having acorn pie or acorn butter or anything else.

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    Lir  4 months ago

    As is often the case with this sort of statement, both could easily be true. False dichotomy.

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    comixbomix  4 months ago

    They’re still married – clearly she’s the one with the strange nut fetish…

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good plan to attract squirrels. They’ll be might tasty come winter!

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Hopefully that’s several squirrels. Instead of one B-I-G one.

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Squirrels in the attic, bats in the belfry….

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    Bill The Nuke  4 months ago

    Oh that bring all kinds of inappropriate responses to mind.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    If it’s his fetish, then nuts can scurry…

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    Snolep  4 months ago

    Hope it’s not Squirrel Man Sedgy and his sidekick Bluebird.

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    fix-n-fly  4 months ago

    I vote for the nut fetish….

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    Dr_Fogg  4 months ago

    There was a car on the Indianapolis news this morning that the engine compartment was full of black walnuts and what looked like straw. When I lived in Maine, squirrels filled the air intake on my ’87 Toyota pickup with acorns.

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    Mentor397  4 months ago

    There was just a story in the news about a lady who found a half-trash can full of walnuts roasting under her car hood. Apparently the squirrels thought it was a great place to stash them there. They’re gonna go hungry after the repair shop got ’em all out.

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    falcon_370f  4 months ago

    In our cabin, that sound meant we had bats in our belfry.

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    Durak Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hee, hee, you said strange nut fetish.

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    RetFor  4 months ago

    Luckily, the wiz is hiding his nuts.

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