Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 09, 2019

Tell her you have a strange nut fetish.

Id would be the place to be if you have a strange nut fetish.

Well, I think the Wiz is a little old to scurry.

Who’s hiding? She’s known for years that he’s nuts.

Old saying….From the smallest acorn grows the mightiest…….(you fill in the next word).

Has to be nuts to do that…

By the looks of wizard, he’s the guilty one….

When ever you are lonely, or very sad and blue, remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

I thought that Wiz was the strange nut…

Nothing strange about it! Wiz is just nuts!

Can you scurry if you’re not in Oklahoma?

So is there anything that people actually use acorns for? I mean I don’t remember ever having acorn pie or acorn butter or anything else.

As is often the case with this sort of statement, both could easily be true. False dichotomy.

They’re still married – clearly she’s the one with the strange nut fetish…

Good plan to attract squirrels. They’ll be might tasty come winter!

Hopefully that’s several squirrels. Instead of one B-I-G one.

Squirrels in the attic, bats in the belfry….

Oh that bring all kinds of inappropriate responses to mind.

If it’s his fetish, then nuts can scurry…

Hope it’s not Squirrel Man Sedgy and his sidekick Bluebird.

I vote for the nut fetish….

There was a car on the Indianapolis news this morning that the engine compartment was full of black walnuts and what looked like straw. When I lived in Maine, squirrels filled the air intake on my ’87 Toyota pickup with acorns.

There was just a story in the news about a lady who found a half-trash can full of walnuts roasting under her car hood. Apparently the squirrels thought it was a great place to stash them there. They’re gonna go hungry after the repair shop got ’em all out.

In our cabin, that sound meant we had bats in our belfry.

Hee, hee, you said strange nut fetish.

Luckily, the wiz is hiding his nuts.