The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 05, 2023

’s not that cold.

snot a problem Santa!

Ewww!

He sneezed a snicicle,

Tissues are on top of the fridge.

Snot funny!

If we could have only seen the reading on the thermometer, we would know the freezing point of Elf sneeze.

Frozen snot rocket.

Surprised, he “nose” it is the North Pole!

At least he wasn’t wearing a mask.

I hope it doesn’t melt on that poor kid’s gift.

Now THAT is unpleasant.

Gross!

Someone give him a hanky.

Funny, he doesn’t look phlegmish.

Now that’s cold!

LOL, I’m going “Why?” Then I saw it. Ewww.

Little Booger has himself a real Snotsicle there!

That’s going to hurt when they pull that snotcicle out of his nostrils! Tears come to the eye!

Santa Industries’ low carbon footprint impact.

Icy snot coming out of his nose.

Snot funny.

The Frozen Logger – Johnny Cash – check it out on youtube.

He must have been laying down on the job. Santa fires incompetent foremen.

In sub-freezing weather, one should always de-frost his nostrils before sneezing.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Xmas snot-stick :D