The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 24, 2022

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    giving the slogan “Flick my Bic” a literal interpretation…

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    Ratkin  almost 2 years ago

    On a lighter note …

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    kingdiamond69  almost 2 years ago

    Hey I used to see her at concerts all the time back in the day.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You’re killing each other, dummies.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    You should see some of his old flames.

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    macky87  almost 2 years ago

    That’s odd, just the other day he told me that Diana really burns him up.

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    She shrieked “eee! Cigarette” as he mumbled “But Juul was just a fling that meant nothing to me.”

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Their relationship went up in smoke.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    “Girl, he’s no good for you. He’ll just make an ash of himself in front of your friends. ’

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Turn her on she really is a hot chick!

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    bignatefantic2.0  almost 2 years ago

    They’re trying to heat up their relationship

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 2 years ago

    Next thing, he’ll be singing, “Come on baby, light my fire”..

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Awwww shucks, stop! …..there are more hot flaming broads out there, ya know! I have been known to to leave a “Scorched Earth” impression…..so watch it handsome.

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    bobpeters61  almost 2 years ago

    She really sparked up his smoldering desire.

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    jel354  almost 2 years ago

    He certainly doesn’t have a filter on now.

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    GentlemanBill  almost 2 years ago

    Come on baby, light my fire… I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ for you…

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    Come flick her BIC!

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    What a Butt-head.

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    Beaker  almost 2 years ago

    She’s thinking “nice butt”.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    he always ends up the butt of jokes

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 2 years ago

    Whoever doesn’t hear Debby Boone right now raise your hand.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    She has been the last relationship for many guys like him.

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    Prey  almost 2 years ago

    I bet her favourite song is by The Tramps.

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    flemmingo  almost 2 years ago

    Good thing she wasn’t a Juul!

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    I think Diana could light a fire under his ass.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    If she doesn’t light him, is he de-lighted?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So…many…puns…must…look…away!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Diana the BIC lighter.

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    toyonut  almost 2 years ago

    The origin of the Toxic Couple is born.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    ♬Let our love be a flame, not an ember♫ — Tom Lehrer (Masochism Tango)

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    the lost wizard  almost 2 years ago

    There’s been all sorts or warnings about you and the problems you cause. :)

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    In the end , the relationship caused massive burnout.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I really liked the song itself back when I took it as a sign of devotion expressed by one lover to another, but some of the shine went off of it when I learned that Debby Boone was referring to Jesus, not an actual human being. I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised, given that her dad Pat was also a TB™.

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    CrzyDyeman  almost 2 years ago

    That really burns me up

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    PAR85  almost 2 years ago

    He’s gonna get burned.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    And one of the ‘new’ reasons movies are rated ‘R’ is smoking.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    They’re perfectly harmless by themselves, but put them together and he becomes a killer.

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    namelocdet  almost 2 years ago

    You mean Debbie.

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    RWill  almost 2 years ago

    Now remove your filter.

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    jarbain  almost 2 years ago

    He’s just blowing smoke up her butane

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    tinstar  almost 2 years ago

    Let’s just keep it on the lighter side.

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    edeloriea14  almost 2 years ago

    “Sssmokin’!” a quote from “The Mask”.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Since all the good puns are already taken, I’ll just get a little philosophical here and mention that this reminds me of Tevye, from Fiddler on the Roof, in a scene where he’s musing over the wisdom of sticking to your own kind: “A fish might fall in love with a bird, but where would they build a home?”

    These two are doomed from the start.

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    Souris Voleur  almost 2 years ago

    Later: “Diana, you really burn me up.”

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