The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 29, 2020


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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    If she’s for real, she should know.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    You wanted your palm read?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m reminded of the Frantics…

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 4 months ago

    “What am I, a mind reader?”

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Gee, let me guess!!

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    whahoppened  4 months ago
    Of course I knew you were going to do this. I also know you’re going to let me go.
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    seattlesince57  4 months ago

    You need waltz lessons?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    Gee, officer, I was in hopes that YOU knew!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Because you know I like riddles?”

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 4 months ago

    “I give up. Why?”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  4 months ago

    Shoulda seen it coming

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    ’it’s a trick question, right…?’

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    jk123  4 months ago

    seerch me

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Fate triumphs again!

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    CallMeMeg  4 months ago

    “No. I only see the future.”

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    HappyDog Premium Member 4 months ago

    So it’s been said that whenever a cop stops you he intentionally leaves his fingerprints on your car. But, this cop is wearing gloves. Did he forget about that?

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    BubbleTape Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Because you’re getting veeeery sleeepy.”

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    I don’t know sir, but I’m sure you’re going to tell me….

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    bobpeters61  4 months ago

    I only tell all if you cross my palm with gold.

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    Out of the Past  4 months ago

    Yes, I know. I am getting a vision of something round, a donut perhaps.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    " Sure, officer. I saw the whole thing in my crytsal ball last night. I also saw that you’re up for a big promotion. However, there’s a chance that you may loose the chance. There’s onely one way to avoid losing the chance, and I can help you with that. "

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    Michael G.  4 months ago

    “Because I may have a cure for that bad back of yours?”

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    sallenvz Premium Member 4 months ago

    It would have been funnier without the question mark.

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    hoffquotes2  4 months ago

    Would have been better without the question mark

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    She paid that ticket last week.

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    DL  4 months ago

    Doesn’t look like he reached a happy medium…

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    If the cop hit her, he would be striking a happy medium.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Don’t read too much into the sign officer, it’s all just a scam. Oops!

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    Charlie Tuba  4 months ago

    Why the question mark?

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    Charlie Tuba  4 months ago

    Because you could smell them! (There is a box of donuts on the passenger’s seat.)- Thank you Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias)!

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    BHALL77801  4 months ago

    Yes, but you were going to give me a warning…

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    Lablubber   4 months ago

    He’s grilling a medium.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    seems like she should have seen ahead far enough to correct her driving before getting pulled over… unless odpine52 is correct and he just wants his future foretold

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    Digital Frog  4 months ago

    The cop received an APB that there was an irregular small medium at large.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    The officer approached the little old lady driving the brown sedan and asked if she knew how fast she’d been going.

    “Oh, yes, officer, I always go right at the posted speed limit, no more, no less. So I was doing exactly 22.”

    “Ma’m, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the highway number. The speed limit here is 65. And, by the way, what’s wrong with all your passengers? They’re just sitting there quivering.”

    “I honestly don’t know, officer, they’ve been like that ever since we got off Route 129.”

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Driving while Romany?

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    tinstar  4 months ago

    “If you’re clairvoyant, tell me how much your fine is going to be.”

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    paullp Premium Member 4 months ago

    The cop pulled the little old lady over and told her she’d been speeding and driving recklessly.

    “Let me see your license.”

    “Don’t be silly, officer, who would give me a license?”

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    tostevin  4 months ago

    Yes officer I saw you coming, I will slow down, I may go!

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