The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 29, 2020

If she’s for real, she should know.

You wanted your palm read?

I’m reminded of the Frantics…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx9nyNspFzc

“What am I, a mind reader?”

Gee, let me guess!!

Of course I knew you were going to do this. I also know you’re going to let me go.

You need waltz lessons?

Gee, officer, I was in hopes that YOU knew!

“Because you know I like riddles?”

“I give up. Why?”

Shoulda seen it coming

’it’s a trick question, right…?’

seerch me

Fate triumphs again!

“No. I only see the future.”

So it’s been said that whenever a cop stops you he intentionally leaves his fingerprints on your car. But, this cop is wearing gloves. Did he forget about that?

“Because you’re getting veeeery sleeepy.”

I don’t know sir, but I’m sure you’re going to tell me….

I only tell all if you cross my palm with gold.

Yes, I know. I am getting a vision of something round, a donut perhaps.

" Sure, officer. I saw the whole thing in my crytsal ball last night. I also saw that you’re up for a big promotion. However, there’s a chance that you may loose the chance. There’s onely one way to avoid losing the chance, and I can help you with that. "

“Because I may have a cure for that bad back of yours?”

“Yup.”

It would have been funnier without the question mark.

Would have been better without the question mark

She paid that ticket last week.

Doesn’t look like he reached a happy medium…

If the cop hit her, he would be striking a happy medium.

Don’t read too much into the sign officer, it’s all just a scam. Oops!

Why the question mark?

Because you could smell them! (There is a box of donuts on the passenger’s seat.)- Thank you Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias)!

Yes, but you were going to give me a warning…

He’s grilling a medium.

seems like she should have seen ahead far enough to correct her driving before getting pulled over… unless odpine52 is correct and he just wants his future foretold

The cop received an APB that there was an irregular small medium at large.

The officer approached the little old lady driving the brown sedan and asked if she knew how fast she’d been going.

“Oh, yes, officer, I always go right at the posted speed limit, no more, no less. So I was doing exactly 22.”

“Ma’m, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the highway number. The speed limit here is 65. And, by the way, what’s wrong with all your passengers? They’re just sitting there quivering.”

“I honestly don’t know, officer, they’ve been like that ever since we got off Route 129.”

Driving while Romany?

“If you’re clairvoyant, tell me how much your fine is going to be.”

The cop pulled the little old lady over and told her she’d been speeding and driving recklessly.

“Let me see your license.”

“Don’t be silly, officer, who would give me a license?”

Yes officer I saw you coming, I will slow down, I may go!