Mall Directory for Rabbits: You are Hare
Zeno’s map: You are here. You will always be here.
English teacher’s map: You are between Tee and Vee.
Old Rock n Rollers: Where are you? where, where, where, where.
Godot’s map, waiting for you here.
Not to detract from the humor of the toon and the excellent foregoing comments, but has anyone other than me ever wondered why the damn malls can never have their maps oriented the same way that you’re facing when you read them?
There are some people who have walked into an Ikea store and never came out.
Sears; We are not here anymore!
You’ll be OK if you stay on the yellow brick road.
Abandon hope all you who enter here
Hope abandon you all who enter here
You who enter here abandon all hope
“Nothing to see here.”
Mine said “you wish you weren’t here”.
Sybil: You are here, here, here, …
Quantum physicist: You are here. And there.
NSA: You are hear
Shakespear: here or not here that is the question
Kilroy: You were here.
The town crier: Here ye, Here ye.
Schroedinger: You may be here or you may not. We need to remove the mall roof to see.
Dave’s not here, man.
Beatles: You are here, there and everywhere!
Dragons: Here be you.
In order to find your way around the IKEA mall directory, you have to assemble it first.
Pink Floyd’s map: Wish You Were HereChicago’s map: Wishing You Were Here
Firesign Theater map – How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?
Heisenberg’s map: You are going this fast, but then we don’t know where the Hell you are.