The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 12, 2018


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    Croms  over 1 year ago

    Mall Directory for Rabbits: You are Hare

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Zeno’s map: You are here. You will always be here.

    English teacher’s map: You are between Tee and Vee.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    Old Rock n Rollers: Where are you? where, where, where, where.

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 1 year ago

    Godot’s map, waiting for you here.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Not to detract from the humor of the toon and the excellent foregoing comments, but has anyone other than me ever wondered why the damn malls can never have their maps oriented the same way that you’re facing when you read them?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There are some people who have walked into an Ikea store and never came out.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Sears; We are not here anymore!

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    You’ll be OK if you stay on the yellow brick road.

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    osceola  over 1 year ago

    Abandon hope all you who enter here

    Hope abandon you all who enter here

    You who enter here abandon all hope

    — Dante

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    pcolli  over 1 year ago

    “Nothing to see here.”

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    Subguy322  over 1 year ago

    Mine said “you wish you weren’t here”.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Sybil: You are here, here, here, …

    Quantum physicist: You are here. And there.

    NSA: You are hear

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    Achtung  over 1 year ago

    Shakespear: here or not here that is the question

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Kilroy: You were here.

    The town crier: Here ye, Here ye.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 1 year ago

    Schroedinger: You may be here or you may not. We need to remove the mall roof to see.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 1 year ago

    Dave’s not here, man.

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    posstockhoarder  over 1 year ago

    Beatles: You are here, there and everywhere!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    Dragons: Here be you.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In order to find your way around the IKEA mall directory, you have to assemble it first.

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    Obi-Haiv  over 1 year ago

    Pink Floyd’s map: Wish You Were HereChicago’s map: Wishing You Were Here

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    waltermgm  over 1 year ago

    Firesign Theater map – How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 1 year ago

    Heisenberg’s map: You are going this fast, but then we don’t know where the Hell you are.

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