He’s more of an idea man.
Clearly he has never dealt with trying to do something to a cat that it doesn’t want you to do – that distraction won’t last 1 microsecond once you try to put even one cuff on.
I thought of this scene from the movie “Tommy” – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joxyFDmh_LY
You could get killed by a coconut – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3wUcmVgqiI
If they got married it would be a blended family.
Now we know what Death does when he takes a holiday.
Somehow ‘Turtlenado’ doesn’t strike the same note of dread.
The spokes are also an interesting (non-functional) topology.