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Maybe “The Flash” can help with his (s)printer.
On the bright side, at least the little girl didn’t see DADDY kissing Santa Claus.
Enough said. I’ll spare you any further jokes.
“Mr. Vader, you claim to be Luke’s father. The lie detector says …”
I thought his hump was on the other side.
Teen Prankster: Excuse me, do you have Webster’s Dictionary?
Reference Librarian: Yes we do.
Teen Prankster: Well why don’t you give it back to him?
So apparently “Tom Jaworski” is the stage name for Lech Walesa.
Holes were shot in the Cheerios, Fruit Loops, and Apple Jacks. Police said it sounded like the work of a Cereal Killer.
Relaxing. Until his Mummy tells him to clean his room.
The difference between a Jewel Thief and a Peeping Tom?
A Jewel Thief snatches watches.