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Pickles by Brian Crane for July 07, 2019

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    kraftjeff  about 1 year ago

    This didn’t (rear) end well did it?

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    I would’ve got with Opal demanding the newspaper so she can see the article herself. After finding out she had been had, she then flips over Earl in his chair.

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    Martin I  about 1 year ago

    Whereas people who don’t blurt out every thought tended to live the longest.

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    He’s willing to be bald, so why is she so vain about her appearance?

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    And men married to women with large rear ends tend to die soonest.

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    jewlie  about 1 year ago

    Men with big mouths, not so much.

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    flower among weeds  about 1 year ago

    Who else thinks the cat finds joy when Earl suffers?

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    Algolei I  about 1 year ago

    Did she knock him over by throwing the cat at him?

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    The Old Wolf  about 1 year ago

    Gina: Do you think these pants make my butt look big?

    Vanessa: Yeah!

    Gina: Perfect!

    -“The Beauty Shop”

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Their husbands not so much!

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    paul  about 1 year ago

    And men married to women with large rear ends have a shorter life expectancy.

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    Baba27  about 1 year ago

    They also tend to outlive their husbands.

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    EcurbYkspohs  about 1 year ago

    Talking about a woman’s butt is like talking about a man’s gut……..

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    There are just some times when you just need to keep “good news” to yourself!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Earl will never learn …..he’s lucky Opal didn’t throw the plant at him…

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    cubswin2016  about 1 year ago

    A small intelligence can often lead to a small life span.

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    stairsteppublishing  about 1 year ago

    The IN thing in ‘ends’ is that big rears. Some people carry IN too far.

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    Sportymonk  about 1 year ago

    What did he do wrong? Just read the news to her!

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 1 year ago

    As you age, it’s important to have a broad base of support to draw from.

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    joegeethree  about 1 year ago

    What Earl said in panel 2 is why he is like he is in the last panel

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    joefearsnothing  about 1 year ago

    Earl is a slooowww learner!;o)

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    jimkorth01  about 1 year ago

    The study further revealed that husbands who mention it have a much shorter life span!

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    CynthiaLeigh  about 1 year ago

    So Kim Kardashian will live forever?

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    David Huie Green -- it could be worse  about 1 year ago

    “How does that apply to me?”

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    bobbyray526  about 1 year ago

    I knew the final window of the comic was coming without looking at it.

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    wirepunchr  about 1 year ago

    Instructions:

    1. Open mouth

    2. Insert foot

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 1 year ago

    He should have kept that good news to himself.

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    Cerabooge  about 1 year ago

    “Does this study make my butt look big?”

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    Herb L 1954  about 1 year ago

    Nicki Minaj will have a long life,too.Hope she cancels the Saudi concert,though ;(

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    captastro  about 1 year ago

    And men who can’t keep their mouths shut only live a short time.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 1 year ago

    “. . . yeah, I guess I deserved that one.” Is NOT what Earl is thinking!XD

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    ForrestOverin  about 1 year ago

    Earl, it’s not that big-bottomed women live longer, it’s that their husbands tend to live shorter.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Would you like to pet my cat?

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    Jan C  about 1 year ago

    Actually there is a real scientific explanation for that phenomenon. Women with a “pear” shaped body carry their weight mostly in the derriere and thighs. Women who are “apple” shaped (like me) carry most of their weight in the abdomen. The distribution of fat in the abdomen causes more of it to surround the internal organs and is therefore more dangerous for us than our pear shaped sisters.

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    ANIMAL  about 1 year ago

    What an ass……….

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    dsidney49  about 1 year ago

    Earl doesn’t mention against whom such women live longer… but I’m betting they live longer than those who point such information regarding big-butted women!!

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    confirmrobert3  about 1 year ago

    Another study showed that people who read the results of the first study out load, had a much shorter life span.

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    gary812abc  about 1 year ago

    It’s probably due to the shortened life span of all those who mention it!

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    Charles Hoeft  about 1 year ago

    Where’s the bad news part of the joke?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 year ago

    usually show the pickles to the wife – think I’ll skip today :)

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And big -bottomed men [the pot & the kettle anyone?] – with no mouth control – have a very unsettled marriage.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 1 year ago

    It sounds like a good thing except for diet gurus.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And some of their husbands live shorter.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And men with big mouths tend to live shorter lives.

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    In fact, I once saw an article that said there were two kinds of fat people: those who carry the fat mostly in their rears and those who carry it above the waist. The former live longer than the latter, who have more heart attacks sooner. Really oh, truly.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    And guys who point that out don’t stand as much of a chance at living very long.

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