I would’ve got with Opal demanding the newspaper so she can see the article herself. After finding out she had been had, she then flips over Earl in his chair.
Actually there is a real scientific explanation for that phenomenon. Women with a “pear” shaped body carry their weight mostly in the derriere and thighs. Women who are “apple” shaped (like me) carry most of their weight in the abdomen. The distribution of fat in the abdomen causes more of it to surround the internal organs and is therefore more dangerous for us than our pear shaped sisters.
Earl doesn’t mention against whom such women live longer… but I’m betting they live longer than those who point such information regarding big-butted women!!
In fact, I once saw an article that said there were two kinds of fat people: those who carry the fat mostly in their rears and those who carry it above the waist. The former live longer than the latter, who have more heart attacks sooner. Really oh, truly.
kraftjeff almost 5 years ago
This didn’t (rear) end well did it?
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
I would’ve got with Opal demanding the newspaper so she can see the article herself. After finding out she had been had, she then flips over Earl in his chair.
Martin I almost 5 years ago
Whereas people who don’t blurt out every thought tended to live the longest.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
He’s willing to be bald, so why is she so vain about her appearance?
Wilde Bill almost 5 years ago
And men married to women with large rear ends tend to die soonest.
jewlie almost 5 years ago
Men with big mouths, not so much.
flower among weeds almost 5 years ago
Who else thinks the cat finds joy when Earl suffers?
Algolei I almost 5 years ago
Did she knock him over by throwing the cat at him?
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
Gina: Do you think these pants make my butt look big?
Vanessa: Yeah!
Gina: Perfect!
-“The Beauty Shop”
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Their husbands not so much!
paul almost 5 years ago
And men married to women with large rear ends have a shorter life expectancy.
Baba27 almost 5 years ago
They also tend to outlive their husbands.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Talking about a woman’s butt is like talking about a man’s gut……..
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
There are just some times when you just need to keep “good news” to yourself!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Earl will never learn …..he’s lucky Opal didn’t throw the plant at him…
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
A small intelligence can often lead to a small life span.
stairsteppublishing almost 5 years ago
The IN thing in ‘ends’ is that big rears. Some people carry IN too far.
Sportymonk almost 5 years ago
What did he do wrong? Just read the news to her!
BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago
As you age, it’s important to have a broad base of support to draw from.
joegeethree almost 5 years ago
What Earl said in panel 2 is why he is like he is in the last panel
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
Earl is a slooowww learner!;o)
jimkorth01 almost 5 years ago
The study further revealed that husbands who mention it have a much shorter life span!
CynthiaLeigh almost 5 years ago
So Kim Kardashian will live forever?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
“How does that apply to me?”
bobbyray526 almost 5 years ago
I knew the final window of the comic was coming without looking at it.
wirepunchr almost 5 years ago
Instructions:
1. Open mouth
2. Insert foot
eladee AKA Wally almost 5 years ago
He should have kept that good news to himself.
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
“Does this study make my butt look big?”
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Nicki Minaj will have a long life,too.Hope she cancels the Saudi concert,though ;(
captastro almost 5 years ago
And men who can’t keep their mouths shut only live a short time.
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 5 years ago
“. . . yeah, I guess I deserved that one.” Is NOT what Earl is thinking!XD
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
Earl, it’s not that big-bottomed women live longer, it’s that their husbands tend to live shorter.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Would you like to pet my cat?
Jan C almost 5 years ago
Actually there is a real scientific explanation for that phenomenon. Women with a “pear” shaped body carry their weight mostly in the derriere and thighs. Women who are “apple” shaped (like me) carry most of their weight in the abdomen. The distribution of fat in the abdomen causes more of it to surround the internal organs and is therefore more dangerous for us than our pear shaped sisters.
ANIMAL almost 5 years ago
What an ass……….
dsidney49 almost 5 years ago
Earl doesn’t mention against whom such women live longer… but I’m betting they live longer than those who point such information regarding big-butted women!!
confirmrobert3 almost 5 years ago
Another study showed that people who read the results of the first study out load, had a much shorter life span.
harvey812abc almost 5 years ago
It’s probably due to the shortened life span of all those who mention it!
Charles Hoeft almost 5 years ago
Where’s the bad news part of the joke?
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago
usually show the pickles to the wife – think I’ll skip today :)
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And big -bottomed men [the pot & the kettle anyone?] – with no mouth control – have a very unsettled marriage.
kathleenhicks62 almost 5 years ago
It sounds like a good thing except for diet gurus.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And some of their husbands live shorter.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And men with big mouths tend to live shorter lives.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
In fact, I once saw an article that said there were two kinds of fat people: those who carry the fat mostly in their rears and those who carry it above the waist. The former live longer than the latter, who have more heart attacks sooner. Really oh, truly.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
I thought it was the men who liked that and the women don’t? That and what is defined by “big”?
jasonsnakelover almost 5 years ago
And guys who point that out don’t stand as much of a chance at living very long.