Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 24, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    But it doesn’t explain why you’re getting fatter.

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    Kaladin Stormblessed  2 months ago

    The “Bill Nye the Science Guy” theme song is now stuck in my head. Hopefully, when you read this, it’ll get stuck in you’re head, too!

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    juncarlo  2 months ago

    Pig, you don’t preserve the mass, you increase it as you eat. Also, you’re not a closed system.

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    Kveldulf  2 months ago

    Sorry, Pig, but Goat told you it has to be a closed system. Every time you open your mouth, you ruin everything.

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    Let’s get physical, physical / I want to get physical / Let’s get into physical /Let me hear your body talk, your body talk /Let me hear your body talk

    I’ve been patient, I’ve been good /Tried to keep myself under blanket wrap /It’s gettin’ hard letting this lard turn to fat /If you know what I mean

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    But the mass can be converted to an equivalent amount of energy. It’s the law of workouts…

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    Enrico La Talpa aka Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pig without his mass is useless for bacon , ham , and so on .

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    dadoctah  2 months ago

    Maybe Goat would be kind enough to explain how the creature in “Alien” went from being the size of a housecat when it burst out of John Hurt’s chest to ten feet tall the next time anybody sees it.

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    Yontrop  2 months ago

    Pig, you are not a closed system.

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    Yontrop  2 months ago

    Goat, I believe Einstein revoked that law.

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    halibaitor  2 months ago

    Mmmmmm, bacon .

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    EcurbYkspohs  2 months ago

    Pig you eat ….thus the mass ….. The End . ……. Croc Power !

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    Radish Premium Member 2 months ago

    Does a closed mind count?

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    However….The mass can be changed in shape, however….like pork loin, pork chops, BACON……just kidding PIG!

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    Seed_drill  2 months ago

    Actually, for a member of his species Pig is pretty svelte.

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    Snoots  2 months ago

    Is it even possible for a pig to be “not fat”? It’s like a giraffe being upset because it’s tall.

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    ForbesField  2 months ago

    Somebody told me that atoms have mass. I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

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    RetFor  2 months ago

    The law of conservation of mass is why the more Christians there are, the less religious they get.

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    konjiki  2 months ago

    …To be found in volume MCXI of the Journal of Rationalizations

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    eladee  2 months ago

    Pig are round. And we love him that way!!!!

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    Pigs (and people) aren’t “closed systems”. Though I’ve met quite a few whose brains seem to be.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Pig is a physics Genius but a physical Wreck. Is there a paradox in here somewhere?

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    rogthedodge1  2 months ago

    I’d like to mention my own contribution to science, namely, Rog’s Uncertainty Principle, which states: “If I know exactly where I am, I have no idea what I’m doing — and vice-versa.”

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    stevej Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Nope: Goat forgot the rest of the Second Law of Thermodynamic

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    Love2laugh  about 2 months ago

    This is kind of sad.

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