But it doesn’t explain why you’re getting fatter.
The “Bill Nye the Science Guy” theme song is now stuck in my head. Hopefully, when you read this, it’ll get stuck in you’re head, too!
Pig, you don’t preserve the mass, you increase it as you eat. Also, you’re not a closed system.
Sorry, Pig, but Goat told you it has to be a closed system. Every time you open your mouth, you ruin everything.
Let’s get physical, physical / I want to get physical / Let’s get into physical /Let me hear your body talk, your body talk /Let me hear your body talk
I’ve been patient, I’ve been good /Tried to keep myself under blanket wrap /It’s gettin’ hard letting this lard turn to fat /If you know what I mean
But the mass can be converted to an equivalent amount of energy. It’s the law of workouts…
Pig without his mass is useless for bacon , ham , and so on .
Maybe Goat would be kind enough to explain how the creature in “Alien” went from being the size of a housecat when it burst out of John Hurt’s chest to ten feet tall the next time anybody sees it.
Pig, you are not a closed system.
Goat, I believe Einstein revoked that law.
Mmmmmm, bacon .
Pig you eat ….thus the mass ….. The End . ……. Croc Power !
Does a closed mind count?
However….The mass can be changed in shape, however….like pork loin, pork chops, BACON……just kidding PIG!
Actually, for a member of his species Pig is pretty svelte.
Is it even possible for a pig to be “not fat”? It’s like a giraffe being upset because it’s tall.
Somebody told me that atoms have mass. I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
The law of conservation of mass is why the more Christians there are, the less religious they get.
…To be found in volume MCXI of the Journal of Rationalizations
Pig are round. And we love him that way!!!!
Pigs (and people) aren’t “closed systems”. Though I’ve met quite a few whose brains seem to be.
Pig is a physics Genius but a physical Wreck. Is there a paradox in here somewhere?
I’d like to mention my own contribution to science, namely, Rog’s Uncertainty Principle, which states: “If I know exactly where I am, I have no idea what I’m doing — and vice-versa.”
Nope: Goat forgot the rest of the Second Law of Thermodynamic
This is kind of sad.
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